The Biden Administration is Like Hitting an Empty Piñata and Expecting Goodies.

By Rich Kozlovich

There have been an unending number of comments about the vacuum in Joe Biden's head where a brain is supposed to be, and of those he's surrounded himself with.  

There are 50 really good ones below, which I've mixed up, edited and added a few of my own, but most of these observations are from the comments section of an article in Townhall.com, Eric Adams Promises Change After Taking Office as NYC's Newest Mayor, by someone named, Robert Knox.  He goes on to say:

A fish rots from the head down, so replacing DeBlasio with someone who is less of a doofus may help. The problem is that DeBlasion hired many thousand progressives into the city ranks and they hare hard to get rid of.

I fear that his administration will come to resemble the Brandon administration. I've been collecting ways to describe their overall performance. There's simply no way one individual could create this many serious messes; it has to be a collective effort by the entire administration made up of incompetent hacks. Which do you think is most appropriate description of the administration taken as a whole? Can you add any?

1. Trying to figure out how, if the Titanic really hit an iceberg, why there are no pieces of the iceberg around the wreckage on the ocean floor.
2. Their elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
3. Couldn't organize a one-car funeral.
4. Their boats never seem to quite reach the dock.
5. Not playing with a full deck.
6. A couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.
7. A couple of tacos short of a combo plate.
8. 11 cans short of a twelve pack.
9. 11 eggs short of a dozen.
10. 11 donuts short of a baker’s dozen
11. Few fries short of a happy meal.
12. Cornbread didn't quite get done.
13. Thick as gravy. 
14. One baloney slice short of a sandwich. 
15. Cheese keeps sliding off his cracker. 
16. They all spent an hour staring at a can of frozen orange juice because it said "concentrate".
17. The lights are on but no one's home. 
18.  Switch is on but the bulb is out. 
19. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't comin'.
20. The merry-go-round has stopped.
21. The bats have left the belfry.
22. The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.
23. Few bricks shy of a load.
24. Dumber than a box of rocks.
    
25. Smarter than dirt but dumber than tree moss.
    
26. Biden using his brain is like an hitting an empty piñata.  Nothing comes out because nothing’s there.
27. Slower than pond water.
28. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
29. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
30. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
31. Not the brightest pebble in the brook.
    
32. Nobody home.
33. An empty suit.
34. Couldn't pick a winner in a one-horse race.
35. Elvis has left the building.
36. A legend in his own mind.
37. All hat, no cattle.
38. Sharp as marbles.
39. His bubble is slightly out of plumb.
40. No breeze in the windmills of their minds.
41. Been hit upside the head with a stupid stick. 
42. Born in a stupid tree, fell out and hit every branch on the way down.
43. Pilot light's gone out.
44. Have to climb a ladder to raise their IQ, which is smaller than their shoe size.
    
45. Can't pour water out of a boot with directions on the heel.
46. Can't connect two dots in a straight line.
47. Sidewalk doesn't go all the way to the curb.
48. East bound in the west bound lane.
49. Trying to enter via the exit ramp.
50. Couple neurons short of a synapse.

Personally, I really like the first one about the Titanic and the iceberg, number 16 and orange juice concentrate, and 26 regarding the empty piñata.  Those all really seems to fit their misalignment of reality in their minds.