Just a Little Humor To Get Us Through Another Week of Joe Biden.

By Robin Itzler

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Turkish proverb that must be about Joe Biden: 

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus.

So, after Trump's guilty verdict he raised almost $53 million dollars for his campaign in 24 hours.  Trump Campaign Received $141M in Donations in May Despite Guilty Verdict.  So what's Trump going to do? Maybe he's now looking for another Kangaroo court with another guilty verdict. 

• Remember when paper bags were blamed for the destruction of trees and plastic bags would save our environment.
• The butcher shop put up a sign to provide some thought provoking clarity:  Our cows are vegan so you don’t have to be.
• For every boomer that hates millennials and every millennial that hates boomers, there’s a generation in between that hates you both.   
• As Hamas tosses the trans off the roof, he/she screams, “But I’m for you!”
• Babylon Bee: White House Installs Breathalyzer on Kamala Harris’s Microphone.
• Babylon Bee: Polls Show Biden Still Has a Sizable Lead Among Those Who Will Count the Ballots.
• Researchers discovered there’s a strong link between supporting communism and never once having opened a history book. 

Now that the economy is in serious trouble the bank told a friend he can’t afford a $2,500 mortgage, and he'll just have to keep paying his $3,500 in rent. So, he switched from asking for a 30 year mortgage to a student loan, and if that works out he hopes he'll be able to comfortably retire at age 94.  

But is the economy really in trouble, or is that just more right wing political misinformation and propaganda?   Oh, sure, just because of Bidenomics, fast-food dining is now considered a “luxury” by 78 percent of respondents surveyed by LendingTree, that's no reason to get upset.  Prices go up and down all the time.  Example:

• A Big Mac sandwich cost $3.99 in 2019 when Donald Trump was in the White House. 
• Today, that Big Mac costs $8.29.
• A BLT footlong at Subway’s that cost $5.50 in 2019, is now $8.49. 
  
• Chipotle’s chicken burrito was $6.50 in 2019 and will now cost you $10.70.
• Three soft tacos combo at Taco Bell was $4.79 in 2019 and is now $8.29.
• California: 48 Taco Chain Locations Closing Due to ‘Rising Cost of Doing Business’

Sure, many fast-food restaurants are installing kiosks for placing orders as that eliminates jobs.  But so what?  Please remember, eating bugs is good for the planet, and while you will have nothing, you will like it!   See, what's not to like about that?  

Trust me, Biden is a man with clear thought and vision.  Here's what he said in 1975 about slave reparations?

“I don’t feel responsible for the sins of my father and grandfather. I feel responsible for what the situation is today, for the sins of my own generation. And I’ll be damned if I feel responsible to pay for what happened 300 years ago.” 

Today the Marxist Biden discriminates against people of color—the color white! The Biden administration just announced a hospital kidney transplant point system that rewards hospitals that give transplants to non-whites.  

Now that proves Trump is a racist.  Right?