Monday, February 24, 2020

Thought For the Day

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
  • If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
  • If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
  • If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
  • If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
  • If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
  • A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
  • If a conservative doesn’t like a talk-show host, he switches channels.
  • Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
  • If a conservative is a nonbeliever, he doesn’t go to church.
  • A liberal nonbeliever wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.
  • If a conservative decides he needs healthcare, he shops for it or chooses a job that provides it.
  • A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
  • If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
  • A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended.”

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