- If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
- If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
- If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
- If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
- If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
- A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
- If a conservative doesn’t like a talk-show host, he switches channels.
- Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
- If a conservative is a nonbeliever, he doesn’t go to church.
- A liberal nonbeliever wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.
- If a conservative decides he needs healthcare, he shops for it or chooses a job that provides it.
- A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
- If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
- A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended.”
Monday, February 24, 2020
Thought For the Day
If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!