Nitwits on Parade

By Rich Kozlovich 

Let's lay foundation for all that's to follow with this quote: 

People who believe they know the truth split into two different species. The first is the insufferable authoritarian willing to oppress, bully, and launch wars to impose their ideal on others. The second are those who seek to share and spread that truth through art, creation and the building of something. Hollywood used to be the latter. Now it’s the former. As a result, the industry has become stale, exhausting, pedantic, mean-spirited, smug, and conformist.  John Nolte 17 Jan 2023

I've taken the view there's a well known Nitwit Brigade that is way over the top, prominent and as dumb as dirt.  I started this with the Nitwits on The View, especially Joy Behar, but then, Whoopie and Joy seem to be in competition for the spot of lead nitwit on that show.  But Joy is a fierce competitor, and in no way is she going to abandon her pursuit as lead nitwit. 

The View’s Joy Behar disparages 'heterosexual men' and 'conservatives” for supporting the NFL -  Leftist drivel and virtue-signaling from the stupidest creature on television........ What a pathetic attempt to appear more moral-than-thou. Does the radically liberal Behar ever think about all the lives ruined or ended by abortion, puberty blockers, chemical castration, fentanyl coming across an open border, and skyrocketing violent crime in Democrat-run cities…due to Democrat policies?! HIV? Monkeypox? By contrast, the NFL has suffered one on-field death in 50 years.

However, there's competition out there for Supreme Leader of the Nitwit World (SLOTNW),  such as Chelsea Handler. Hollywood Moron Chelsea Handler Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Thing. Seriously.  She goes on to say:

“This is true. I didn’t know until I was 40 years old that the sun and the moon were not the same thing. …… Honestly, I just assumed when the sun went down, it popped back up as the moon.”

The author of that piece goes on to say:

Handler has been one of the most outspoken wokesters in Hollywood over the years, chastising people for everything from voting Republican to not getting vaccinated. She has never come across as intelligent, but until now we had know (sic) idea about the depths of her stupidity. Here you go…

She came across as intelligent?  Really?  On what day was that, and on what planet? 

Then there's Rob Reiner, the "Meat Head", who is so deliciously idiotic you can't even despise him for his insane comments because his stupidity is a gift that keeps on giving proving celebrities have no idea what they're talking about. 

Rob Reiner Calls Joe Biden ‘Decent Law Abiding Person’ in Wake of Classified Documents Scandal.  "Rob Reiner Calls Biden ‘Decent Law Abiding Person’ as Classified Docs Scandal Rages The difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump is: Joe Biden is a decent law abiding person, and Donald Trump is a pathologically lying criminal.

Yeah, right, thanks for that deep insight on reality Rob?  A little snarc there!  I'm not the only one who thinks he's a nitwit, there are those who also think he's a hypocrite.  Woke Actor Gets Skewered after Ridiculous Display of Pro-Biden Hypocrisy.  He thinks the President who was charging his son almost $50,000 a month rent and maintenance of his house, and never once reported it on his income tax return, commonly called  tax fraud, which he tried to hide is the paragon of virtue, and a President who's unethically released tax return showed no criminal activity at all is corrupt. What a remarkable mind he has there!  Well, the public has just about had it with the celebrity Nitwits on Parade also.  Critics Choice Awards Collapse to Record-low Ratings.  Imagine that!

But the quest for SLOTNW is inclusive, the political element is right up there with the celebrity nitwits, take John Kerry, one of my favorite nitwits.   John Kerry Says Only Way to Stop Global Warming is ‘Money, Money, Money!  John Kerry Says WEF Davos elite are like ‘extraterrestrials’ here to ‘save the planet’ – Touts himself as one of a ‘select group of human beings’

Really, and we should believe s been so wrong so often about so many things it's hard to deny him the nomination of SLOTNW.  Then we have Mayor Eric Adams: ‘No More Room’ in Sanctuary City NYC.  Oh, what did he say?  So, can we assume NYC is no longer a Sanctuary City?  Remarkable! So much for virtue signalling when reality strikes.  Perhaps he should ask Rob Reiner what should be done? 

Now Adam Schiff  has a special place in the Club For the Galacticly Stupid, that certainly makes him a candidate for SLOTNW, don't you think.  You see, Schiff is certain all those stolen classified documents, in all those insecure locations were placed there inadvertently.  They weren't stolen, they were misplaced!  And Adam never lies.....Right? 

I really like Rep. Hakeem Jeffries.  He's upset the Republicans may seek truth, justice and the America way, calling the upcoming House investigations a 'Revenge Tour'.  Remarkable!!!!  He says he wants to focus on working together, find common ground, get things done.  Wow!  Things like leftist schemes involving racial justice, social justice and economic justice.  Let's forget all the vile dealings of Democrats the past few years, because ..... get ready now.....here it comes.......... "I remain having full confidence in president Joe Biden and his administration".  Now, he's really working hard for nomination of lead nitwit.

But I'm really impressed with all those former Twitter insiders who violated every concept of free speech, and clearly was involved with Deep State corruption who are now whining in sackcloth and ashes about Musk's takeover.   Some of them should be considered candidates for lead nitwit.   Which brings me to this: Why do smart people believe obvious and provable lies? It's the go along to get along scenario, at least until the tide turns.

After Oliver Cromwell defeated Charles I during the English Civil War and they were marching into London, cheering crowds lined the streets.  One of his followers commented on how the people cheered.  Cromwell said if they were being taken to be hung, they would cheer just as loud.