Friday, June 28, 2019

The seven funniest moments at the Democrats’ first debate

June 27, 2019 By Thomas Lifson

Last night saw the expression “clown car” gain considerable justification as a description of the Democrats’ presidential field. It was “9 candidates with no shot at anything and the tenth, the first fake Native American candidate,” in Daniel Greenfield’s apt description of the farce.

 But there were moments of hilarity that punctuated the tedium, so it was not a total loss for those who subjected themselves to the entire broadcast, a marathon competition in pandering to the hard-left activists that shout the loudest on Twitter.

I confess that my secret hope of Robert F. O’Rourke jumping on top of his podium like some Iowa coffee shop counter was dashed, but the humor content was, by the standards of American political theatre, fairly impressive from the standpoint of a conservative. In descending order of laughter potential:..................
#7 Bill de Blasio goes full commie....
#6 NBC declares us a bi-lingual country, with moderator asking first-ever Spanish Language question in a US presidential debate...
#5 Warmist fanatic Jay Inslee’s non-sequitur claim that the filibuster is flooding Miami Beach....
#4 Robert F. O’Rourke randomly starts speaking Spanish with a Gringo accent (very appropriate for an Irish-American, but unhelpful in the pandering department)...
#3 Cory Booker tells us, “‘We Don’t Talk Enough About Trans Americans, Especially African American Trans Americans’...
(Editor's note: Ya gotta really love this next one. RK)
#2 Julian Castro calls for taxpayer-funded abortions for biological males who are pretending to be women. Because it’s only “justice.”...
#1 Pandering pre-emption: Cory Booker and Elizabeth Warren’s reactions when Robert F. O’Rourke randomly switches to Spanish....

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