Humor is the Best Medicine

 By Robin Itzler

Editor's Note:  This is some paraphrased humor that appeared in Robin's weekly newsletter Patriot Neighbors. Any cartoons appearing will have been added by me.  If you wish to get the full edition,   E-mail her at PatriotNeighbors@yahoo.com to get on her list, it's free.  RK

Joe Biden has dementia and it’s been obvious since before the 2020 presidential election. Now it is obvious to 50+ MILLION Americans watching the June 27 debate.  Joe Biden telsl the truth, and the “H” in Democrat stands for honesty.  But Joe's still sharp as a tack, at a meeting with the cabinet. He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk, and won.    

Barack Obama stood by Joe Biden after the debate, and Joe was so pleased he thanked him saying, Thank you, Denzel.   

It's been assumed putting up an America flag identifies who you will vote for.  Imagine that!

Thanks to Bidenomics, a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Thanks to Bidenomics, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
Thanks to Bidenomics, the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Thanks to Bidenomics, to get Blue Book Value on my car they asked if the gas tank was full or empty.
Thanks to Bidenomics, I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck?

We now have a new victim group.  Transfinancials!  Those are rich people born into a poor person’s body and they're asking everyone to help stop the hate by sending them money. That way their Financial Identity Disorder can be cured.  They're also looking for friends with benefits, meaning people who have swimming pools, boats or vacation homes. 

And finally, congratulations to CNN.  The first network with more employees than viewers.