Laugh, Cry, or Say Amen

By Rich Kozlovich

Please allow me to introduce you to my friend Robin Itzler, a very conservative Republican in California, who is very involved there politically.  She publishes a weekly newsletter which she sends out every Monday dealing with all the issues facing the Republic.  However, while most of what she presents is quite serious, she also has a humor section, and I've highlighted those I find the most provocative.  

This is from Robin's weekly newsletter.

1. Nothing that is funnier than Joe Biden claiming in an MSNBC interview: “My son has done nothing wrong.” 
2. Nikita Khrushchev: Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. 
3. Sign on a home: Due to the high cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to offer a warning shot. 
4. Contrary to what Republicans say, Joe Biden is not for sale. The Chinese already bought him.
5. MSNBC: We have confirmed that the Hunter Biden laptop is authentic. In other news, aviator Amelia Earhart is feared to be lost at sea.
6. You’re a communist until you get rich. You’re a feminist until you get married. You’re an atheist until the plane starts going down nose first. 
7. Cardiovascular exercise will not prolong life. Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not help you to live longer. It’s like saying you will extend the life of your car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. 
8. There’s someone meeting your ex right now thinking they found someone special. 
9. I bet the people who voted for Biden are turning over in their graves.
10. If I am ever on life support, please unplug me and then plug me back in to see if that works. 
11. The “H” in Democrat stands for honesty. 
12. We celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary with a couple of adult beverages: Metamucil and Ensure. 
13. Too much freedom is a bad thing. Get your IRS audit today. Follow me for more financial advice. 
14. We agree that Joe Biden deserves two terms. One for cheating and one for treason. 
15. I’ve never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that. 
16. If you put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island, in 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys and girls. If you put 100 trans women and 10 men on a desert island, in 100 years, you will have the skeletons of 110 men. 

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