New York's mayor teaches residents how to use toilets, forbids meat to schoolchildren

March 13, 2019 By Ethel C. Fenig

New York City is broke, its murder rate increasing, its productive citizens fleeing — but never fear, New Yorkers: your mayor and possible presidential wannabe, Bill de Blasio (D), is on the job for the city's really important problems.  Using the toilet properly is so necessary for the safety of New York's innards, according to His Mayoralty..............Read more