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De Omnibus Dubitandum - Lux Veritas

Thursday, December 17, 2015

WARNING

The Muslim Brotherhood has officially warned the United States that if the United States continues meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya, Iran and Afghanistan, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.  Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents.

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