By Rich Kozlovich
At 78 I'm just as good as I was at..... 77! Okay, so maybe that's not all that great, but hey, it could be worse, I could be going blind instead of deaf. At any rate Robin Itzler always has a humor section in her Patriot Neighbor newsletters, and this was part of it. Old people with a sense of humor will chuckle a bit, old people without a sense of humor bore me, and I've highlighted the ones that particularly resonated with me.
Questions you ask after 60:
- - Where did I leave my phone?
- - How did I get this bruise?
- - What is my new password?
- - How do they expect me to read such small print?
- - Where did I put my glasses?
- - Do I care if I don’t look fashionable, it’s comfortable?
- - Does anyone say “please” or “thank you” anymore?
- - Where did I put my car keys?
- - How did I throw my body out of whack just by sleeping?
- - Why isn’t this scale giving me the right weight?
- - Where did I put the remote?
- - Who the heck is calling at 8:30 PM?
- - Why did I come into this room?
Have a good day.
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