A scenario unfolded last week that has become boringly predictable.
- Bad guy does bad things.
- Good guy with authority shows up to stop him.
- Bad guy attacks good guy with weapon.
- Good guy shoots bad guy.
- Bad guy’s “community” allege good guy is racist.
- Craven politician holds town hall meeting.
- Craven politician gets shouted down by angry mob.
- Craven politician folds like wet paper to angry mob’s demands.
- Craven politician appoints special prosecutor to investigate good guy, who determines good guy was justified in shooting the bad guy.
- Angry mob insists the “system” is rigged against them.
- Bad guy’s kindergarten graduation picture circulates Internet.
- Bad guy’s relatives give interview explaining how much bad guy had always dreamed of being an astronaut.
- Media salivates all over itself.
- Other good guys question the sanity of risking their lives to stop bad guys.
- Less good guys volunteer to do so.
- Crime increases.
- Angry mob blames the “system” for neglecting rising crime.
- Meanwhile, another bad guy does bad things.
- Good guy with authority shows up to stop him.
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