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May 29, 2018 By Robert Arvay
As a student at our prestigious institution, you will be required to comply with all of our rules, written as well as unwritten. Each of you has by now been issued a dictionary of permitted words. Words not found in the approved dictionary are forbidden.
Each year, the student dictionary has been revised so as to contain fewer words than the previous edition. These redacted revisions serve two purposes. One is to avoid newly fashionable trigger words that in prior years were considered acceptable but now are tools of verbal aggression by white racist bigot homophobe (lengthy list redacted) Neanderthals.
Those words have been excised from the approved vocabulary.
The other purpose is to avoid words that students educated in public schools used to understand but no longer do. Warning: Not all the words in the approved dictionary are spelled according to white racist homophobic (lengthy list redacted) Neanderthal standards, so if you do not find a word right away, ask some students who were educated in public schools to find them for you. If it happens that you are found guilty of violating any one of our voluminous, byzantine rules, you will be afforded the opportunity to be rehabilitated. The process consists of several steps................ Read more
May 29, 2018 By Robert Arvay
As a student at our prestigious institution, you will be required to comply with all of our rules, written as well as unwritten. Each of you has by now been issued a dictionary of permitted words. Words not found in the approved dictionary are forbidden.
Each year, the student dictionary has been revised so as to contain fewer words than the previous edition. These redacted revisions serve two purposes. One is to avoid newly fashionable trigger words that in prior years were considered acceptable but now are tools of verbal aggression by white racist bigot homophobe (lengthy list redacted) Neanderthals.
Those words have been excised from the approved vocabulary.
The other purpose is to avoid words that students educated in public schools used to understand but no longer do. Warning: Not all the words in the approved dictionary are spelled according to white racist homophobic (lengthy list redacted) Neanderthal standards, so if you do not find a word right away, ask some students who were educated in public schools to find them for you. If it happens that you are found guilty of violating any one of our voluminous, byzantine rules, you will be afforded the opportunity to be rehabilitated. The process consists of several steps................ Read more
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