By Rich Kozlovich
As most readers know my friend Robin Itzler publishes a weekly newsletter, Patriot Neighbor, and each week she has a list of jokes or humorous sayings to lighten things up. This week there was some I really liked, and as in the past I decided to organize and paraphrasing them below with what I think a few cartoons enhances. Enjoy!
The Democrats are now claiming election interference because cemeteries lock their gates at night. Barack Obama, who was born in Kenya and raised by a white mother in
Hawaii, now urges Chicago’s black men to vote for an Indian woman who
was raised in Canada.
It's been speculated that while Oprah was interviewing Kamala Harris, who can use 100 words to answer yes or no and you still don’t know her answer, was actually thinking, OMG, Joe was the smart one! However, Kamala has a fall back logic she believes is "fool" proof. Simply call conservatives, whites, Christians, and Republicans racists, Nazis, sexists, homophobes, fascists, and white supremacists. What could possibly go wrong with insulting over 50 percent of the voting population?
Well, how's this. There are five forms of headaches: Migraine, tension, sinus, stress, and listening to Kamala Harris, and the "deplorable garbage" can't wait to be unburdened by what has been the last 3.5
years.
For
the last time, Kamala Harris never worked at McDonalds, however it turns out Donald Trump is being indicted by Letitia James for serving
a McDonald’s customer 7th nugget in six-piece order.
Nah, that last part was part of the humor. Sometimes I tell people, “I hope your day is as pleasant as you are” and then watch their face as they try to figure out if that was a compliment or insult.
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