Humor is the Best Medicine

By Rich Kozlovich

As most readers know my friend publishes a weekly newsletter, Patriot Neighbor, and each week she has a list of jokes or humorous sayings to lighten things up.  This week there was some I really liked, and as in the past I decided to organize and paraphrasing them below with what I think a few cartoons enhances.    Enjoy!

 

The Democrats are now claiming election interference because cemeteries lock their gates at night.  Barack Obama, who was born in Kenya and raised by a white mother in Hawaii, now urges Chicago’s black men to vote for an Indian woman who was raised in Canada.

It's been speculated that while Oprah was interviewing Kamala Harris, who can use 100 words to answer yes or no and you still don’t know her answer, was actually thinking, OMG, Joe was the smart one!   However, Kamala has a fall back logic she believes is "fool" proof.  Simply call conservatives, whites, Christians, and Republicans racists, Nazis, sexists, homophobes, fascists, and white supremacists.  What could possibly go wrong with insulting over 50 percent of the voting population? 

 

Well, how's this.  There are five forms of headaches: Migraine, tension, sinus, stress, and listening to Kamala Harris, and the "deplorable garbage" can't wait to be unburdened by what has been the last 3.5 years.  

For the last time, Kamala Harris never worked at McDonalds, however it turns out Donald Trump is being indicted by Letitia James for serving a McDonald’s customer 7th nugget in six-piece order.  

Nah, that last part was part of the humor.  Sometimes I tell people, “I hope your day is as pleasant as you are” and then watch their face as they try to figure out if that was a compliment or insult.

11-Year-Old Forced to Have an Abortion

U.K. judge says the birth would be too traumatic.

By Aubrey Gulick October 26, 2023

 

“My body, my choice,” the Left loves to scream. But that slogan apparently doesn’t apply if you’re an 11-year-old victim of an alleged rape and, despite that trauma, still want to have the baby.  In a private September ruling, a U.K. judge in London ordered that an 11-year-old girl, who, at the time of the hearing, was 14 weeks and six days pregnant, be required to kill her child — despite the girl’s expressed desire to have the baby and her mother’s promise to support her decision. The reason? The judge decided that an abortion would be in the girl’s best interest. Her and her parents’ wishes were deemed irrelevant...........To Read More.....

Humor is the Best Medicine,

By Rich Kozlovich 

This appeared on LinkedIn today, or at least I discovered it today.  I commented on the post saying:   

I have no idea if this is true or not, but it gave me the best laugh I've had in months. Thank you!!!!!!!

 Enjoy!!!

David Eugene Andrews

commented on this

Tisha G. • 2nd Caregiver, Author 5d • Edited •

5 days ago

 

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said;

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair!!" 🤣😂⚖⚖⚖🌅⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️