There’s a story about an old Marxist who would address leftist rallies
in Union Square a century ago as, “Workers and Peasants of New York
City”. Leftists eventually transform farce into fact and that’s why New
York’s number two mayoral candidate is touting a “New Agrarian Economy”.
It’s time to farm one of the most expensive and densely populated cities in the country.
Mao
had kicked off China’s worst famine by demanding that wheat be grown
everywhere. And New York City’s Maoists are following in his footsteps
by trying to farm rooftops and parking lots.
Urban agriculture is one of those obscure lefty ideas so insane that few even believe it exists.
But
Mayor Bill de Blasio had already created an Office of Urban Agriculture
and the New York City Council, which is so crazy that it makes De
Blasio look sane, had declared war on "food inequity", by vowing to grow
food in one of the most densely populated cities on earth.
If your city is going to pot anyway, why not go to Pol Pot?
Urban
madness doesn’t stay in cities so the 2018 Farm Bill created an Office
of Urban Agriculture inside the USDA and is doling out millions of
dollars in grants for urban agriculture like the one that proposes to
turn residents of housing projects in Camden, New Jersey from “resident,
to gardener, to farmer, and eventually to community urban agriculture
leader.”
Camden is one of the most polluted and violent cities in
New Jersey, so assuming anyone manages to grow anything, it’s even odds
whether they’ll be shot or die of food poisoning.
New York City
isn’t about to let New Jersey steal its crown and so Mayor Eric Eric
Adams promised go give everyone in the city healthy food by growing it
in the city with rooftop farms over schools and hydroponic farms in
buildings.
Considering the current state of New York City’s
public schools, growing lettuce on top of them might not be the
priority: getting their students to read and do simple math should be.
And the city already has plenty of hydroponic agriculture, but it’s
mostly used to illegally grow marijuana.
Less than half of New
York City public school students are performing at grade level in Math
and English. It might be a better idea to have schools actually educate
students, if Randi Weingarten will allow them, than to enlist them in
some Communist harvesting scheme.
It was the Soviet Union that
was infamous for rushing students to the fields to harvest crops
resulting in a whole lot of wasted crops and wasted time for the
students. The Soviet Union might not be the best model for New York
City, but finally the old Stalinists and Sandernistas who infest its
school system will get to live out their collective farming dreams.
New
York City is already one of the densest, and most expensive, both in
terms of land value and average salary, places in the country. Growing
food in the city, instead of importing it from economically depressed
upstate areas, or other states, makes no sense whatsoever.
But
Adams insists that urban agriculture will, "aid our economic recovery,
providing a new source of tax revenue and employment for New Yorkers."
Saner heads might wonder where these bountiful crops of urban wheat will grow.
“Perhaps
surprisingly to some, at the end of the 19th century, New York City was
one of the nation’s leaders in agricultural production. The counties I
call and have called home — Kings (Brooklyn) and Queens — were, I was
proud to learn, agricultural powerhouses,” Adams’ New Agrarian Economy
report declares.
Adams fails to mention that the population of
New York City rose sharply from around 1 million to 2 million between
1860 and 1880. Today it’s over 8 million.
Back then there
were also farms in what is now uptown Manhattan. Today, 32,000 people
live per square mile in Harlem. The country farms of uptown Manhattan
went away with the end of the Civil War. Brooklyn and Queens, which had
more space, took longer to be overpopulated.
If Adams really
wants a New Agrarian Economy, he needs to expel 80% of the city’s
residents, tear down twenty thousand buildings, and then work to
redevelop the land for cultivation.
Of course that massive effort
to turn New York City into a postapocalyptic communal farm still
wouldn’t work because one of the reasons that the city’s agriculture
went away is that the land had been overexploited for centuries, and
then tainted and polluted, until it was good for little more than paving
it over, or hollowing it out as foundations for large buildings. A
city.
There was a reason that the Indians let Manhattan go so
cheaply and weren’t too picky about the other boroughs. The land wasn’t
good for very much and the water was even worse.
The Dutch and then the English only found it useful as ports in a trading hub.
New
Yorkers regularly died of disease because they were living on swampland
and drinking polluted water. But it was all worth it so they could
trade stocks and go out to the theater.
The great thing about ignorance is that you never realize when history is repeating itself.
New
York City’s schoolchildren used to learn all this as basic history
around the same time that the farms went away. Today they learn about
equity and slavery while having absolutely no clue about the basic
details that made the world they live in. That’s how you get urban
agriculture.
Woke education and cultural illiteracy leads to
stupendously stupid agricultural policy. Just as it did in the Soviet
Union under Khrushchev and in Communist China under Mao. The New
Agrarian Economy closely echoes Mao’s “Grow grain everywhere” policy.
And is as equally ignorant about the basic realities of agriculture as
Mao’s second-hand Lysenkoism. (Link added by me. RK)
With every terrible Communist idea making a woke comeback, why not universal peasantry?
“New
York City is a center of innovation and commercialization of new
agricultural technologies,” Adams’ report claims. “As its new
technologies develop fast, it is crucial that this economy maintain a
similarly furious commitment to social justice.”
There’s no idea so insane that a leftist won’t adopt it and taxpayers won’t pay for it.
“New
York City is a veritable fertile ground for urban agricultural
exploration purposes, with its roughly 1,000 acres of green space at
developments under the purview of the New York City Housing Authority,”
the report claims. Never mind that your average housing project’s land
is already covered in human waste and cigarette butts. And is meant to
be recreational.
Or that 1,000 acres gets you one farm. There’s a
million acres of land being used to grow corn in the state alone. How
many people does Adams expect to feed from 1,000 acres of projects?
Adams
proposes to start out by basing school lunch menus on “what we can
supply from local New York City urban agriculture”. Using public school
students, many of them minorities, as guinea pigs for Maoist urban
agriculture projects in a polluted city would alternately starve and
poison those students. And since New York schools are also used as
general soup kitchens, also the homeless, and welfare recipients, it
would also serve as a kind of eugenics program.
New York City’s
government runs a welfare state that is tasked with providing free and
cheap food. Adams would like to take that food supply and make it
dependent on growing food on rooftops and housing project yards by
“minority and women-owned businesses”.
This is what happens when you don’t teach kids about Communism.
Between
all the buzzwords like “equity” and “food apartheid” is yet another
doomed program that only seems to exist to vacuum up cash and government
grants before failing miserably.
Meanwhile New York City is becoming more of a hellhole than ever.
Adams
might want to consider using that massive “5,000 acres of vacant lots”
(Iowa has about 26 million of acres of farmland) not to grow corn (which
Iowa is much better at), but to house the homeless whom the city is
currently putting up in $200 a night hotels at taxpayer expense.
New York City doesn’t need urban agriculture: it needs basic public safety.
Massive
numbers of companies have fled New York City during the pandemic. Even
Goldman Sachs is considering getting out. Between the lockdowns, the
race riots, and the taxes, the city is a horrible environment for
business. Instead of raising taxes to pay for urban agriculture, Adams
might want to consider how to cut taxes and bring jobs back to New York
City.
Maoism didn’t work in China. It sure as hell won’t work in New York City.
But
getting the workers back to the land has the same magnetic appeal for
21st century lefties as it did for Lenin, Mao, and Pol Pot. One of the
densest cities in America is pursuing a bizarre project out of the
fevered dreams of Mao and Pol Pot. And Democrats in D.C. have been
funding such ventures in urban areas around the country at the expense
of farm country.
It’s not pure ideological fanaticism.
Urban
farming is a great way to steal grants and funding from family farms
who actually need it, while plowing the cash into the same failed urban
areas whose broken schools, broken housing, broken families, and broken
everything already consume much of the tax dollars of their states.
America’s
farmers are already struggling. Democrats are happy to rob them to
finance bizarre Maoist experiments in growing carrots in housing
projects.
“We were an agrarian economy at one time,” Eric Adams mournfully declaims.
But
if he wants to be part of an agrarian economy, he can head upstate. The
trouble is that Adams doesn’t actually want to live in a low-density
farming community. Nor does he want to do the hard work of actually
farming. Like the USSR or Mao’s China, our economy is becoming a figment
of someone’s ideological imagination in which nothing but buzzwords are
really real.
“You’re going to teach my young children a nutritionally-based education so they can learn this multi-billion dollar industry of urban farming,” Adams argues.
There’s no
multi-billion dollar industry of urban farming. Nor will there ever be.
But in a political economy in which Democrats can falsely claim that
everyone’s going to get jobs installing solar panels and de-icing wind
turbines, in which money and art are imaginary digital commodities, and
the government can turn carbon credits into big business, unreality is a
minor detail.
Like Pol Pot, Adams is dreaming of a great return to nature in the concrete canyons of NYC.
“They’re
going to be skillful in it,” Adams babbles, as he optimistically
invokes New York’s children getting jobs as urban farmers in an industry
which pays unskilled Mexican laborers 40 cents for picking a 40 pound
bucket of produce. “And these are the jobs of the future, because 40
percent of the jobs we’re training our children for now won’t be
available because of computer learning and artificial intelligence. But
we’re always going to eat.”
The jobs of the future will be planting rotten carrots on rooftops to be sold to the government.
Forget
all the real jobs. Computers will do them. Especially once the minimum
wage hits forty bucks. But we’ll always need someone to work a hoe in
the neo-medieval future of New York.
The Left has been claiming
for some two centuries that it’s the ideology of the future. But its
future is the past. All of its ideas come down to a return to the
medieval world, the lord and his sharecroppers, the peace of a timeless
world in which men rise at dawn and go to bed at dusk, in which there
are no questions, only a dogma to learn and repeat, life is nasty,
short, and brutish, and in which everyone knows their place. Welcome to
the progressive future.
Here’s your bucket.
Daniel Greenfield is a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the David Horowitz Freedom Center. This article previously appeared at the Center's Front Page Magazine. Click here to subscribe to my articles. And click here to support my work with a donation. Thank you for reading.
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