Daniel Greenfield
December 08, 2021 @ Sultan Knish Blog
In 2001, the Taliban blew up the giant Buddha statues. Now they’re charging tourists five bucks
each to go see the statues that aren’t there. Considering the Islamic
knack for destroying statues, tombs, historic buildings, and anything
that isn’t a mosque, tourism can be tough.
Fortunately the Taliban have the opium business to fall back on.
While
officially the Taliban deplore drugs, their takeover was partly backed
by the country’s drug lords who were eager for an end to America’s war
on drugs. Planting season has
arrived and everyone is expecting a lot of drug money to start flowing into the Taliban’s terrorist coffers.
The Taliban response to international complaints has been the familiar drug shakedown.
“If
the international community recognizes our government and we receive
aid and development assistance, then poppies will definitely disappear,”
a Taliban governor told the media.
Former U.S. administrations
had offered aid in exchange for suspending the drug business. And while
Afghanistan’s only real cash crop didn’t go away, the Jihadist bosses of
the opium OPEC were willing to occasionally reduce production in
exchange for cash from Uncle Sam.
The Biden administration is
directing over a hundred million in aid to Afghanistan, but what the
Taliban really want is the $9 billion in money from the former
government they had overthrown.
That includes the $1.3 billion in gold
sitting in Manhattan vaults near Ground Zero.
The
Taliban would like that gold, but so would the families of the victims
killed by the Taliban’s Al Qaeda allies on September 11.
The
9/11 families had sued the Taliban and won $7 billion in damages. But
back then the Taliban didn't have money just sitting around in downtown
Manhattan.
That's no longer the case.
Biden's problem is
the familiar one facing the Obama administration over judgements won by
terror victims against Iran and the PLO. How do you funnel money to the
terrorists without letting their victims get hold of it? The answer is
that you pay secret ransoms or send “humanitarian aid”. Withholding
money from terror victims to pay terror bosses looks tacky, so just turn
the money into ransom for American hostages or medicine for crying
local children.
And so despite the fact that the Taliban
negotiate with all faiths other than their own in bad faith, the Biden
administration is still negotiating with the terrorists who broke every
previous deal.
A week after Thanksgiving, some of Biden's boys
from the State Department, USAID, the Treasury Department, and assorted
spooks, flew off to talk turkey with the Taliban in Qatar.
The
assortment of departments and agencies in the delegation to the
terrorists was an interesting one. The State Department's diplomats love
to appease terrorists, USAID is there to dole out "humanitarian aid",
the spooks are there to ask the terrorists for info on the other
terrorists, and the Treasury Department is there to discuss economic
sanctions.
And how to bypass them.
All it takes is
certifying that the Taliban are nice folks now and it’s time to work
with them on feeding and clothing the Afghan people, not to mention
educating the girls of Afghanistan.
A week after the Taliban banned women from television, Biden's State Department spokesman Ned Price released a
statement praising the Taliban's "openness to engaging with the international community on full access to education".
Price
further claimed that the Islamic terrorist group which closed most
schools to girls had actually "welcomed efforts to verify and monitor
progress to enroll women and girls in school at all levels."
The Taliban, apparently, also "asked for support in the education sector."
Preferably in the form of cash, heroin, or Black Hawk helicopter parts.
According to the Taliban, 75% of girls are back in school. And if you believe that, you probably work for the State Department.
The
Taliban’s newfound feminism is as suspect as that of Andrew Cuomo, Bill
Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Joe Biden, but they want money and Joe Biden
wants to give it to them.
The levers for extracting that cash are a combination of blackmail and victimhood.
The
Taliban will cash in on opium while the people starve. And then ask for
money in exchange for shutting down the drug trade and then getting the
people something to eat. The remaining Americans and Afghan visa
recipients are also hostages who can be traded for more dollars.
That’s
another reason why so very few of the visa recipients ever made it to
the airport. And why the majority of those who did had no visas and no
vetting, but probably did pay off the Taliban.
The Taliban can only make so much money from charging tourists to see the missing Buddhas.
The
last year should have been a comprehensive education in why the Taliban
can’t be trusted. After agreeing not to conquer Afghanistan, they went
ahead and did it anyway. While they were doing that, the Biden
administration, which is almost as trustworthy as the Taliban, assured
the media, which is almost as trustworthy as the Biden administration,
that everything was fine.
Now everything is fine again.
When
the Taliban aren’t beheading members of female sports teams, they’re
showing a great deal of “openness” to “engaging with the international
community” on their feminism.
They’ll even field a fully progressive approved all-female sports team of men in burkas.
The
Biden administration promised to leave Afghanistan, but the United
States never leaves anywhere. Aside from taking in tens of thousands of
Afghans into our country, we’re still on the hook for feeding, clothing,
and educating the Afghans in Talibanland, not to mention Pakistan.
Even once the Taliban get their billions and their UN seat, we’ll still be sending them aid.
In December 2000, the State Department
boasted
that it had sent $113 million in "humanitarian assistance to the Afghan
people". It further bragged that the "United States is the largest
single donor of assistance to Afghans, and has a long record of
providing such assistance."
All the while it acknowledged that the Taliban were mischievously harboring Osama bin Laden.
That
money stolen from American taxpayers covered "food, housing, health and
education programs" for the Afghans. And the State Department
shamefully bragged that "of every ten dollars" in aid, "nine dollars is a
United States contribution."
Next year the Taliban contributed four airplanes directed at killing thousands of Americans.
Having
learned nothing in twenty years, the Biden administration and its
career diplomats expect Americans to continue funding a Taliban welfare
state.
This time the Taliban really believe in feminism, they
insist. This time they’re really committed to fighting terrorism. And
this time they surely won’t host another terrorist attack on America.
As long as we pay them enough.
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About Daniel Greenfield
Daniel Greenfield is a journalist investigating Islamic terrorism and
the Left. He is a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the David Horowitz
Freedom Center