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Monday, February 28, 2022

Great News: Army Will Now Allow Men To Wear Lipstick, Nail Polish

By February 18, 2022 (28 Comments)

The day we have all been waiting for has finally arrived. The famed United States Army will allow men to wear lipstick and nail polish. But only if they also wear a dress. Or have a butcher saw off their pertinents. Or a quack prescribe them a set of powerful delusion-confirming pills.  Small prices to pay, you might say, in order to match shade of lip to weapon of the day. Or to find a paint that won’t chip during Grenade Throwing Hour.  Not much a price, either, since Uncle Sam will pay the bill for these services. And pay gladly.............To Read More....



 

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