August 10, 2020
Why didn't anyone tell me I picked Kamala Harris as my Vice President? She hates me! She called me a racist! She believed those evil women who said bad things about me! Oh, she was just kidding? Okay, I'm hip!
What's the mop for?
Biden: Good Afternoon everyone! “I’m Joe Biden’s husband. Joe Biden.” Vote for me, “the other Biden” in 2020! “for the US Senate”…... “on Super Thursday” in the primary, “November 5th” for the election [it’s the presidency, Tues and November 3rd of course!].
Because “my first action as president will be to, make sure that we defeat Donald Trump. Period!” “I been in a lotta locker rooms, if we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the he11 out of him!” “We’re, we’re, we’re, it’s uh, we’re in the middle of a pandemic that has cost us more than 85,000 jobs as of today. Lives of millions of people, millions of people, millions of jobs.” And let’s not forget we’re in the middle of a crimate clisis, and “150 million people have been killed” by those, those, bad guns in America!
“And, um, and uh, and I’m not, and I, I have a, I have a uh, like all of you but every day I get between an hour and an hour and a half brief with um, uh, the former head of, our former surgeon general, anyway, with docs across the country.” Remember, the “O’Biden-Bama administration” was so great – “not a smidgen of corruption!” C’mon man! “We choose truth over facts!” Never forget – “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men n’ women created by – go – you know… you know, the thing!”
And if you don’t like me, well, you’re just “a lying dog faced pony soldier!!” Besides, “Corn Pop was a bad dude!” And, uh, “if you’re a black American and can’t decide if you’re gonna vote for me, well, you ain’t black!” Not only that, but, c’mon, man, we all know “unlike the African American community … the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community,”
I know what real black people think better than they do, after all, I was Vice President for
“the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and
clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”, “poor kids,” he exclaimed, are “just as talented as white kids.”
Besides, the, they… well, you know who, my, uh, opponent, well, “they’re gonna put ya’ll back in chains!” Wait, “am I on camera?” Who am I? What was I saying? ““What am I doing?” Oh, oh, ok, uh, thanks for the line man!
So, I’m Joe, and I endorse this message! I’m hungry, where are Tipper’s fingers? Man, I mean, Valerie’s! “No, wait, she’s my sister”, where’re my wife Jill’s fingers for me to nibble on?!
Never mind – “I’m prepared to say that I have a record of over 40 years, and I’m gonna beat Joe Biden – Look At My Record!” “No Malarkey” here, man, I’m hip!! ‘C’mon, c’mon man. “How many push-ups do you want to do here, pal?!”
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you", Biden said, gesturing for Graham to stand. Graham, a paraplegic following a car accident, is confined to a wheelchair. "Oh, god love ya, what am I talking about," Biden said, realizing his mistake. "I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up though, pal. Thank you very, very much...You can tell I'm new."
Repeal the Trump Trax Cut, and pay long overdue bonuses to Wool War II veterans, and tax credits “would put 720 million women back in the workforce”, and he wants gun control because there's been 150 million fatal shootings since his opponent Bernie Sanders had voted for gun manufacturers’ exemption from liability.
“There is a lot we can do that related to what has already been passed with small businesses that the president just uh, just hasn’t, hasn’t done look um you know uh um uh combination of uh failing to move quickly. …” "We're gonna create a new bio-based multi-facturing multi-manufacturing job uh uh environment to deal farmers in on the benefits of a changing economy.”........ “We have to make sure that we can have a a a system nationwide that can transfer, that can transmit coal and uh and and wind across the country.”
I'm Gibbering Joe Biden and I approve this message.
Why didn't anyone tell me I picked Kamala Harris as my Vice President? She hates me! She called me a racist! She believed those evil women who said bad things about me! Oh, she was just kidding? Okay, I'm hip!
What's the mop for?
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Because “my first action as president will be to, make sure that we defeat Donald Trump. Period!” “I been in a lotta locker rooms, if we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the he11 out of him!” “We’re, we’re, we’re, it’s uh, we’re in the middle of a pandemic that has cost us more than 85,000 jobs as of today. Lives of millions of people, millions of people, millions of jobs.” And let’s not forget we’re in the middle of a crimate clisis, and “150 million people have been killed” by those, those, bad guns in America!
“And, um, and uh, and I’m not, and I, I have a, I have a uh, like all of you but every day I get between an hour and an hour and a half brief with um, uh, the former head of, our former surgeon general, anyway, with docs across the country.” Remember, the “O’Biden-Bama administration” was so great – “not a smidgen of corruption!” C’mon man! “We choose truth over facts!” Never forget – “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men n’ women created by – go – you know… you know, the thing!”
And if you don’t like me, well, you’re just “a lying dog faced pony soldier!!” Besides, “Corn Pop was a bad dude!” And, uh, “if you’re a black American and can’t decide if you’re gonna vote for me, well, you ain’t black!” Not only that, but, c’mon, man, we all know “unlike the African American community … the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community,”
I know what real black people think better than they do, after all, I was Vice President for
“the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and
clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”, “poor kids,” he exclaimed, are “just as talented as white kids.”Besides, the, they… well, you know who, my, uh, opponent, well, “they’re gonna put ya’ll back in chains!” Wait, “am I on camera?” Who am I? What was I saying? ““What am I doing?” Oh, oh, ok, uh, thanks for the line man!
So, I’m Joe, and I endorse this message! I’m hungry, where are Tipper’s fingers? Man, I mean, Valerie’s! “No, wait, she’s my sister”, where’re my wife Jill’s fingers for me to nibble on?!
Never mind – “I’m prepared to say that I have a record of over 40 years, and I’m gonna beat Joe Biden – Look At My Record!” “No Malarkey” here, man, I’m hip!! ‘C’mon, c’mon man. “How many push-ups do you want to do here, pal?!”
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you", Biden said, gesturing for Graham to stand. Graham, a paraplegic following a car accident, is confined to a wheelchair. "Oh, god love ya, what am I talking about," Biden said, realizing his mistake. "I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up though, pal. Thank you very, very much...You can tell I'm new."
Repeal the Trump Trax Cut, and pay long overdue bonuses to Wool War II veterans, and tax credits “would put 720 million women back in the workforce”, and he wants gun control because there's been 150 million fatal shootings since his opponent Bernie Sanders had voted for gun manufacturers’ exemption from liability.
“There is a lot we can do that related to what has already been passed with small businesses that the president just uh, just hasn’t, hasn’t done look um you know uh um uh combination of uh failing to move quickly. …” "We're gonna create a new bio-based multi-facturing multi-manufacturing job uh uh environment to deal farmers in on the benefits of a changing economy.”........ “We have to make sure that we can have a a a system nationwide that can transfer, that can transmit coal and uh and and wind across the country.”
I'm Gibbering Joe Biden and I approve this message.
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