Juneteenth – Build Pander Back Better (satire)

By Robin M. Itzler

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In what was yet another apparent pander to black Americans, in 2021 President Joe Biden declared June 19th a federal holiday following the George Floyd Riots. The day celebrates when the last American slaves learned of their freedom. After signing the Juneteenth National Independence Day Act into law, it is rumored that Biden asked his chief of staff, “Will this make blacks like me?”

With 2024 being an election year the White House wants to make the most of its pandering. They held a pre-Juneteenth party on June 10, where Biden danced up a storm to exuberantly show his joy for the holiday.

Now Biden is considering adding more federal holidays to the calendar to “Build Pander Back Better.” Some holidays that are under discussion include:

January 4 – World Braille Day: Biden can reach the 66 percent of adults who use some form of vision correction although they never go blind. He would wear a BLM tee shirt as he shouts from the teleprompter, “Blind Lives Matter! Pause.”

February – President’s Day: This is already a federal holiday celebrating two esteemed presidents – George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. But that’s just two of 46!  Biden should insist that each of the other 44 president’s birthdays deserve their own federal holiday. 

February 14 – Valentine’s Day: Think of all the things Biden loves to do: sniff children’s hair, lie about his life, take money from foreign countries, call his wife “doctor,” seek advice from the smartest man he knows, Hunter Biden.

March 17 – Saint Patrick’s Day: Biden can pander to the 31.5 million Americans who claim to be of Irish descent.  Biden can slur his words and speak incoherently, and no one will notice, assuming it was too much green beer.

March 30 – National Take a Walk in the Park Day: Americans can visit local parks to admire all the statues that have been vandalized by Antifa and pro-Hamas thugs including the defaced statue of President George Washington, the father of our country. Perhaps Biden can share how in 1776 he crossed the Delaware with Washington.

April 4 – Tell a Lie Day: Joe Biden does not have to do any prep work for this holiday. He will retell the story of his uncle being eaten by cannibals during World War II.

April 5 – National Deep-Dish Pizza Day: There are nearly 18 million Americans of Italian descent. Biden can talk about the importance of dough in making pizza and the importance of sending dough to Ukraine, so no one learns about his family’s money laundering operations.

May 5 – Cinco de Mayo: Biden can be filmed at a Mexican restaurant saying, “Yo Hispanic! Pausa.” If time permits, he can talk about driving an 18-wheeler while fighting Mexican General Santa Anna at the Alamo.

May 6 – Incontinence Day: If there was any day that Joe Biden would want to recognize, it’s this one. There are about 13 million Americans suffering from some degree of incontinence. That’s a lot of voters completing their ballots between bathroom visits.

June 30 – National Corvette Day: This would be a national observance for any American who has parked their Corvette in the garage near boxes of documents they’ve stolen from their employer.

July 11 – National Pet Photo Day: More than 44 percent of American homes have at least one dog. Biden can hold a special photo ceremony at the White House for all Secret Service agents who have been bitten by one of his German Shepherds.

August 13 – International Left Handers Day: Biden can reach out (with his left hand) to the 10 percent of Americans who are lefties. To avoid confusion, “Dr.” Jill will put a big, blue dot on Joe’s left hand.

September 7 – World Beard Day: Biden can invite trans “women” with beards to the White House. There could be a contest to see which bearded “woman” can best explain what LGBTQQIP2SA++++ stands for. Calvin Klein, which featured a hairy bearded man wearing a bra in an ad, could sponsor the event.

October 31 – Halloween: Without question, this should be a federal holiday to celebrate Americans who masquerade as something they aren’t. For instance, Merrick Garland masquerades as an attorney general who follows the rule of law, Alejandro Mayorkas masquerades as someone who cares about the security of the United States, Kamala Harris masquerades as someone who earned her way up the professional ladder, and Pete Buttigieg masquerades as someone who thinks transportation secretary means building a bike lane.

November 13 – Caregiver Day: According to the National Alliance for Caregiving, 65.7 million Americans were serving as a family caregiver for an ill or disabled relative. Since “Dr.” Jill Biden is viewed by many as First Caregiver, Joe could hold a special ceremony at the Visiting Angels corporate headquarters.

December 18 – International Migrants Day: Any American who has been victimized in a crime by one of the 10 MILLION-PLUS ILLEGAL MIGRANTS that Biden has allowed to waltz unvetted into the United States, can join in the celebration at the southern border. If the American can’t attend because he/she was killed by an illegal migrant, a family member can attend in their place. The event would also be open to Americans who lost their job to an illegal migrant or had their community overtaken by homeless illegal migrant tent cities. Biden can shout (or whisper), “¡Cuanto más major! ¡Votar por Biden! ¡Pausa!” (The more the merrier! Vote for Biden! Pause!)

Homelessness: A Political Industry by Robert Socha

November 16, 2022 By Robert Socha Political, Christian and Conservative Issues

Homelessness has become an epidemic in the United States of America. It has exploded into a subculture that demands special immunities and privileges. To compound the issue, activist judges have made horrific decisions favoring vagrancy, loitering, and upholding an inconceivable “right” to be homeless that supersedes the rights of property tax-paying citizens. Somehow the judiciary manufactures a “right” to privacy that comes out of the 4th amendment, I believe, allowing for a person to encamp on public lands.

Laws are in place, so there is some form of order in a chaotic world. But unfortunately, homelessness breeds lawlessness and invites crime. Some unfortunate souls down on their luck have found themselves homeless through circumstance or error. These are people who will seek shelter and work diligently to reconcile their situation by finding work and accommodation. Regrettably, many who find themselves homeless are in that position voluntarily and have no interest in recovery........To Read More....

Another, Clearer Take on the Chauvin Trial

April 11, 2021 By Clarice Feldman

I leave it to you to decide why, from the Trayvon Martin case to the George Floyd case, the media has so consistently misrepresented the facts. Whether it is that unskilled reporters are covering these matters, or that the press is simply looking to attract consumers with florid tales, or that the media looks forward to destroying urban areas with false tales of murderous white racists (amid a shortage of real ones), I cannot say. But it was shocking to me to get letters from heads of very good independent schools who had bought completely into the initial media accounts of an out-of-control white cop deliberately murdering a black suspect in his custody. It occurred to me then that if people like these could be sold the false narrative, officer Derek Chauvin was surely in for a judicial lynching.

Once again, I turn to Legal Insurrection, which has consistently provided the most detailed and reliable accounts of high-profile trials and warn readers away from the AP, the New York Times, the Washington Post, and TV and cable news if you have any respect for truth. (I’d also note that it is my experience that reporters’ deadlines often conflict with the way trials proceed, so that too often the prosecution (or in civil matters, the plaintiff) case is presented just before deadline and the cross examination occurs too late to be covered in that day’s edition, leaving only a false, one-sided version of the day’s action.)

There, a highly-skilled defense counsel, Andrew Branca, has been monitoring the trial and has posted so far nine daily accounts of the trial proceeding. Like me, Branca feels the publishing deadlines overvalue the direct testimony and underrate cross examination.

On Saturday, William A. Jacobson, the owner of the site, provided a wrap-up of the trial coverage to date. Here are the key points:..........To Read More...

Our Group's Take  - A few things that I think are worth noting.  Early on as soon as the blood levels of fentanyl had been released, I looked up a fatal dose and discovered that his levels were well over that of an ostensible "fatal dose."  The fatal dose for people who have not regularly taking an opioid is quite a bit lower than a fatal dose for someone who has been taking opioids regularly and built up a tolerance.

I have no idea if Floyd had been using opioids regularly enough to build up a tolerance or not... And even if he had built up a tolerance whether it could be enough for the massive dose in his system to not have been fatal. In other words it's still entirely possible that he died of an overdose, especially since he had not only the high level of fentanyl in his blood but also methamphetamine. 

 

But it is also possible that the high level of fentanyl may not have been a fatal dose for him. I think when you add in the methamphetamine and the fact that he had some pretty serious heart disease that the odds are awfully good that he died of a drug overdose. Especially since there were no signs of asphyxiation.

I also think it is extremely noteworthy that the government had officer body cameras showing clearly that Chauvin's knee was not on Floyd's neck the vast majority of the time and that it was the camera angle of the horrifying video that the private individual released that went so viral that made it appear as if that was the case when it wasn't. And yet the government did not release those body cam videos which could have helped at least a little bit and maybe quite a lot in reducing all of the subsequent rioting and destruction which occurred.

It really does increasingly seem that all of the Democrat actions across the nation are aimed at increasing anger, rioting, racial division, and generally shredding America. That includes stoking this massive illegal alien influx as they have done. Everything more and more seems to suggest that they really are pursuing the cloward-piven strategy with a vengeance.

Reminder for anyone who doesn't recall what that is, it was a strategy proposed back when Obama was in college by two of his highly respected (at least by the left) Progressive professors at Princeton, who advocated using the systems own rules and laws against it to grossly overwhelm the American government system and cause it to entirely collapse. That this would cause so much chaos that the American public would then clamor to replace the Constitution and our system with a socialist system instead. In other words, to destroy the nation from within.

Finally, remember again that either shortly before the entire Floyd incident or slightly afterward, there was another horrific incident where policeman did essentially the same thing that it appeared was done to Floyd to a white guy who also died. 

Watching the video of that one is actually even worse than the Floyd video, because the policemen are sitting there laughing, including laughing that maybe the guy had just died. When in fact he had, although they apparently didn't realize it at the time. And yet, gee, nobody rioted about that and you sure as heck didn't see it in the mainstream media.

 

Obviously it didn't fit the left's narratives because the guy who died was white! Therefore, in their eyes, it just doesn't count because if it were widely known, it would help destroy their narrative rather than support it.

 

Kamalot

The nightmarish Biden-Harris ticket is the teachers’ unions’ “dream team.”

 By Larry Sand • August 21, 2020  

“You don’t just have a partner in the White House, you’ll have an NEA member in the White House.” Referring to his wife Jill, presidential hopeful Joe Biden uttered those words at the virtual National Education Association convention in early July. He also expressed dissatisfaction with charter schools and said he wanted to triple funding for Title I schools, higher pay for educators, universal pre-kindergarten, etc.—all music to the ears of the teacher union faithful..........To Read More...

Kamala Harris -- Planned Parenthood's Choice By Daniel John Sobieski 

Kamala Harris oversaw Planned Parenthood's campaign against whistleblower David Daleiden's exposure of fetal tissue trafficking.   More

The virus and protests have accelerated the corporate push for American fascism

June 22, 2020 By Andrea Widburg

For America's first 200 or so years, corporations wanted to operate free of government restraints, believing that those restraints interfered with profits and innovation. In the last two decades, though, guided by a massive influx of mid- and upper-level employees steeped in college Marxism, corporate America has decided that the government is its best friend and is working in concert with the media and the Black Lives Matter movement to squeeze ordinary Americans. J.D. Vance, the author of Hillbilly Elegy, expanded on this profound and un-American problem in a conversation with Tucker Carlson.

One of the modern left's most spectacular tricks has been to make people believe that the Nazis were "right-wing." They were, in fact, left-wing, and their political system was a form of crony socialism.

The Nazi party's full name was the "National Socialist German Workers' Party." Where Nazi Germany differed from a hardcore communist country was that the government didn't nationalize the means of production. It allowed businesses to stay in private hands — as long as they were ultimately subordinate to the state.

The socialist system the Nazis used is "fascism." The fascist form of socialism originated in 1920s Italy under Benito Mussolini. Mussolini defined socialist fascism as "all within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state."................In America, we're seeing our own version of big businesses allying with the party of total government because they see it as a way to increase profits. That's where the J.D. Vance interview comes in:

In the interview, Vance points out that big businesses, thanks to their manic virtue-signaling, have been squarely behind the riots. (The same analysis, by the way, applies to the lockdowns, which have devastated small businesses, while strengthening the big ones.)  .............. To Read More

Just when you thought white virtue-signalers could not abase themselves more

June 8, 2020 By Andrea Widburg

 

Since the Black Lives Matter cult took to the streets, what's kept most people riveted to their television screens and computer monitors is footage showing the looting and violence that BLM, with help from its Antifa friends, has brought to Democrat cities across America. People have also been horrified by the brutal attacks on police, which have killed several and left others fighting for their lives.

Lately, though, other images have been cropping up showing woke white people engaging in ritual self-abasement to atone for their horrible racist sins. Thinking about it, they should atone. It's these woke white people who advanced the leftist policies that left too many American blacks broken.

Democrats pushed welfare, which made fathers superfluous because their presence in a household decreased those welfare benefits. Men without meaning too often turn to crime. Their criminal activity, when combined with all the "tough on crime" initiatives Joe Biden pushed, decimated black communities.

In addition to fiscal and criminal initiatives that harmed blacks, the same woke whites did something even worse: they denied blacks agency. All other people who have come to America and faced poverty and racism have buckled down and bested the system through education and hard work. Some fell by the wayside, but most managed to leap into the middle class.

The blacks were making that same journey after World War II as systemic barriers against them slowly fell. They should all have joined the middle-class trajectory with the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which made it a federal crime to discriminate against them. Instead, white liberals told blacks that everything that was wrong with them, whether collectively or individually, was the fault of whites.

Suddenly, blacks were no longer responsible for themselves. Every failure, every disappointment, every criminal act, every bit of bad luck...it was all white people's fault. You didn't have to work harder, re-examine your assumptions, do well in school, get a job, get married, have children, stay married, avoid criminal behavior, or anything else. All you had to do was blame white people. Your situation didn't improve, but you didn't have to carry around any sense of guilt about poor choices or make any efforts towards improving your lot.

Teaching people to think this way is insanely cruel. Every white person who ever advanced this ideology of non-responsibility should abase himself before blacks for destroying the culture's ability to progress.

Having said that, the most recent acts of white woke abasement calls for more eyeball bleach than is to be found in all of North America. .........To Read More...