By Rich Kozlovich
This is a joke.... I think...... I originally posted it in 2014, but with events taking place as they are, I've adapted it for the times, and make no mistake, it applies even better with Biden than it did with Eric Holder and Barack Obama. And why? Because now we absolutely know math is racist.
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
There is strong speculation this will lead to his receiving the Nobel Prize, making him just as worthy as was his mentor and idol, Barack Obama, who received it for.......well..... nothing.
Enjoy the rest of the weekend and best wishes.
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