Dear Employees,
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our president and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a big way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal stare of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are a family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found 60 Biden/Harris bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. The voted for change.....I gave it to them
I will see the rest of you a the annual company picnic.
Editor's Note: I don't know who originated this as it was sent to me via e-mail, and I don't have any idea if this actually happened, but if it didn't, it should have. And given the efforts by leftists to drive conservatives out of their jobs and worse, let this be the standard for all companies from now on.
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