Thirty-five years after “save a logger, eat an owl” could be seen
across the Pacific Northwest, the government environmentalists at US
Fish and Wildlife want to kill half a million owls…to save the owls.
In
a world of transgender surgeries, terrorist cryptocurrencies, and
senile presidents, the Owl Wars that entered the 1990 presidential
election seem implausible. But they cost tens of thousands of jobs,
wiped out sizable amounts of the logging industry in the Pacific
Northwest, and helped solidify Oregon and Washington as hipster
strongholds no Republican could win.
It all started with listing
the spotted owls as an endangered species. The northern spotted owls
(which to non-owl fanciers look like most other owls except smaller)
were listed as endangered by that noted scientist, Judge William L.
Dwyer, who apart from destroying logging also helped create the Seattle
Mariners which placed two crimes against humanity on his checkered soul.
But
Dwyer was doing the bidding of the anti-industrial Sierra Club and
decided to block timber sales in national forests to save the owls.
“The
timber industry no longer drives the Pacific Northwest’s economy,”
Judge Dwyer, whose own job as a government appointee was protected by
the mandatory confiscation used to pay his ill-gotten salary, wrote.
“Job losses in the wood-products industry will continue regardless of
whether the northern spotted owl is protected.”
Over
1,500 loggers and family members staged a protest around Hood River, of
the kind that has since become familiar in Europe, against the shutdown
of their industry.
President George H.W. Bush in his usual
squishy manner tried to split the difference. “All across the country,
we have a spotted owl problem. And yes, we want to see that little
furry, feathery guy protected and all of that. But I don’t want to see
40,000 loggers thrown out of work.”
Bill
Clinton, who did want to see 40,000 loggers thrown out of work, won and
held an owl summit in Portland on April Fool’s Day featuring Al Gore
and a protest rally led by Neil Young. The result of the summit was that
the millionaire hipsters and environmentalists who had funded the
Clintons won and the loggers who were just trying to feed their families
came out the losers.
Clinton cut 80% of logging. Timber prices
rose 70% in the first years of the Clinton administration. Housing
construction costs rose with it further hurting the middle class.
Seattle and Portland became safe spaces for fans of Neil Young and bad
music. Republicans, conservatives, and the working class were squeezed
out to make way for the owls.
But a funny thing happened on the way to owl nirvana, the owls kept dying.
Logging
on federal lands fell by 90% but spotted owl populations also fell by
as much as 80%. The number of “furry, feathery guys” today is down 75%
since Bill Clinton, Judge Dwyer, and the Sierra Club wiped out loggers
to protect them. And owl numbers are falling 2.9% every year.
Environmentalists
railed that the Trump administration’s expansion of forest areas where
loggers could work was “heartbreaking”, “callous” and “offensive” to an
“endangered species”.
But the real threat to the spotted owls
wasn’t the loggers, but other owls. Environmentalists had known and lied
about the fact that barred owls were expanding their territory and
driving out the spotted owls. But the spotted owls provided a convenient
excuse for a government power grab.
And now if the spotted owls disappear so does the excuse for government abuses of power.
That’s
why US Fish and Wildlife has discussed killing the owls to save the
owls. The proposal would use “trained shooters” to kill 470,000 barred
owls. (And if enough of the barred owls are killed by the government,
maybe they can be listed as an endangered species and protected.)
The
Endangered Species Act was supposed to be used to protect species
threatened by human behavior, but now the environmentalists are
protecting owls from other owls by killing the owls. The same government
environmentalists who bemoan the hunters who wiped out the passenger
pigeon are now proposing to do the same thing to take sides in the owl
wars.
But which owls live or die is not up to us. Nature has its
own free market economy. And no amount of shooting barred owls will save
the spotted owls. The trouble is that the spotted owls are
interbreeding with barred owls. And unless the environmentalists can
convince spotted owls to avoid owl miscegenation, the outcome will be
some sort of mixed spotted barred owl.
The Biden administration
has proposed killing the mixed spotted barred owl because owl
miscegenation can only be solved with total owl genocide. The government
has already decided which owls belong in Oregon and the Creator,
nature, and biology don’t get a say in it. Why can’t nature listen to
the “experts”, “scientists” and government instead of doing its own
thing?
The Owl Wars have been going on for over three decades
now. Since Neil Young and Kenny Loggins were warbling about owls in
Portland, the pro-logger Bush administration was replaced by the pro-owl
Clinton administration, and then by the pro-logger Bush administration,
then the pro-owl Obama administration, the pro-logger Trump
administration, and now the pro-owl and anti-owl Biden administration
which will save the owls and kill the owls at the same time.
The
number of loggers and owls has been declining so the only winners are
the government and the barred owls which paid no attention to the
judges, presidentists, and environmentalists.
After claiming to
love the animals, environmentalists are turning to violence to fight
nature. But violence has always been at the root of environmental and
other forms of leftist activism.
The Biden administration appointed Tracy Stone-Manning, a former
spokeswoman for the eco-terrorist group EarthFirst,
to head the Bureau of Land Management. Manning had sent a threatening
letter in 1989 warning that the eco-terrorist group had rigged trees
with traps. “You bastards go in there anyway and a lot of people could
get hurt.”
Tree spikes planted by EarthFirst had
wounded a number of loggers and mill workers.
But
Tracy and the other government ecoterrorists may find that it’s easier
to stop loggers than it is to stop the course of nature no matter how
many people or animals they try to kill.
It is difficult to say
which is the more invasive species: the barred owls or the government.
The coming showdown between the barred owls and the “trained shooters”
of US Fish and Wildlife will also determine who decides the fate of the
owl population: environmentalists or the owls.
G-d in His
infinite wisdom made all the many varieties of owls, but only human
beings could be stupid enough to create government, the Sierra Club, and
the US Fish and Wildlife Service. In a contest between the works of G-d
and the idiot works of man, the government has no chance.
After wiping out logging to save the owls, the government now wants to kill the owls.
My money is on the owls.