You’ve probably asked this yourself over the last few weeks or days: where is this all heading and how will it end up? It's a question being asked on both sides of the Atlantic, whether you are watching the people’s republic of CHAZ (Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone) in Seattle or Black Lives Matter protestors ripping statues from their foundations in Bristol, UK. It makes you wonder: how do we make it stop?
And just when you think we have reached peak madness, something even crazier comes along. As we speak, Algerian and Chechen Muslims are waging street battles with Kalashnikovs on the streets of Dijon in France. Armed warfare in sleepy Dijon is about as normal as a vegan wedding in Texas.
Because, like many others, you are probably struggling to keep up with it all, I thought I would create a showreel of 2020, a kind of lightning recap of the year to date, with hysteria ratings as a handy guide to how outraged you should be*. I do not apologize if you find this kind of flippancy offensive; it is a human truth that humor is essential in times of crises. And if you don’t think we are in crises you are either ex-Special Forces or in a deep vegetative state.
1) The Chinese virus from Wuhan.
Pictures of Chinese people shoving bats into soup and sucking them up with chopsticks and a side order of live rat help explain where the global plague might have come from, but did nothing to stop the World Health Organization’s eagerness to defend China, deny the existence of Taiwan, and talk rubbish about plague..............
2) Lockdown.
In what will be known as The Greatest Hoax in History, successive governments locked down their countries at the behest of mad scientists. Unsure how to defend against an invisible enemy, the only option was to ‘follow The Science’.............
3) #GeorgeFloyd death.
Clearly it is a terrible thing that any man or woman should die in police custody, for whatever reason. No one wants their life to end on a bad note, not even me, though I fear in my case that note is already written...............
4) Black Lives Matter protests.
As if waiting backstage for a moment just like #GeorgeFloyd, the Black Lives Matter movement was well-placed across the globe to capitalize on the tragic death of a black man in police custody.
Those countries without a #GeorgeFloyd of their own found other deaths to lend relevancy and credibility to their riots............
5) Taking a knee.
Those wanting to be seen as allies in the fight against whatever it was, figured out the fastest way to become a black ally was to take a knee.............Taking a knee is much more than a physical act. You are prostrating yourself to socialism and once you assume the position, it is game over. Doesn’t matter how low you go or how deep the hole you try to dig yourself into, you will never get low enough for the mob.
6) People who menstruate.
JK Rowling high-kicked herself into the hysterical abyss with this tweet, suggesting that people who menstruate are called women. Clearly this sort of wild biologically-accurate assertion is no longer acceptable in the mad '20s.
The biggest question that remains is: how do we make it stop?.........To Read More....
Pictures of Chinese people shoving bats into soup and sucking them up with chopsticks and a side order of live rat help explain where the global plague might have come from, but did nothing to stop the World Health Organization’s eagerness to defend China, deny the existence of Taiwan, and talk rubbish about plague..............
2) Lockdown.
In what will be known as The Greatest Hoax in History, successive governments locked down their countries at the behest of mad scientists. Unsure how to defend against an invisible enemy, the only option was to ‘follow The Science’.............
3) #GeorgeFloyd death.
Clearly it is a terrible thing that any man or woman should die in police custody, for whatever reason. No one wants their life to end on a bad note, not even me, though I fear in my case that note is already written...............
4) Black Lives Matter protests.
As if waiting backstage for a moment just like #GeorgeFloyd, the Black Lives Matter movement was well-placed across the globe to capitalize on the tragic death of a black man in police custody.
Those countries without a #GeorgeFloyd of their own found other deaths to lend relevancy and credibility to their riots............
5) Taking a knee.
Those wanting to be seen as allies in the fight against whatever it was, figured out the fastest way to become a black ally was to take a knee.............Taking a knee is much more than a physical act. You are prostrating yourself to socialism and once you assume the position, it is game over. Doesn’t matter how low you go or how deep the hole you try to dig yourself into, you will never get low enough for the mob.
6) People who menstruate.
JK Rowling high-kicked herself into the hysterical abyss with this tweet, suggesting that people who menstruate are called women. Clearly this sort of wild biologically-accurate assertion is no longer acceptable in the mad '20s.
The biggest question that remains is: how do we make it stop?.........To Read More....
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