Lying in State

She is quite a career woman, careering and careening from scandal to scandal.

Jay D. Homnick

The OIG (short for oi gevalt) of the Department of State has issued a report to the effect that Hillary Clinton, like Cleopatra and others who surrounded themselves with snakes, has a big asp problem.

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The purpose of government reports is to restate — with excruciating detail, laborious argumentation, and ponderous verbiage — the obvious. Indeed the people whose job it is to read those things can be seen trudging listlessly around Washington, D.C., ennui blanching their features just as surely as dissipation plasters its Hefnerian devotees with a permanent leer. They have sold their souls to the bureaucracy and no amount of human interaction can restore the pep to their step. Yet they loyally read on, in thickness and in stealth.......

Which brings us back to the shocking news — extra, extra, read all about it! — about Hillary Clinton, unearthed by those swift sleuths, a mere quarter-century after The American Spectator told them where to look. Yep, the IG, leaving no stone unturned, discovered much that was IGnoble and IGnominious, including that Good Wife Hillary lies with her husband on a regular basis, though rarely in the same zip code. Not that this truth will bring much in the way of consequences. Hillary is one of those rare people who can lie in State for years, without ever scheduling the funeral. She has successfully merged the female factor with the malefactor. She is quite a career woman, careering and careening from scandal to scandal........To Read More.......