Editor's Note: I made little effort to see if this actually happened, so I won't attest to it's validity. But whether it happed or not - it should have. RK
During a recent Trump campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?”
Donald Trump politely responded, "I've found a very secure place where I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that?"
Donald Trump smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.
"What's your next question?"