Clearly, the N
Wisconsin deer herd is seeking its “New Normal”, wherein global warming and
climate change effects on plants; and those as yet unspecified diseases, fleas
and ticks that Minnesota DNR “biologists” and University of Minnesota
“perfessers” have yet to identify but are sure are causing the demise of N.
Minnesota deer and moose are spreading to our Eastern neighbors. All we can do
in the meantime is give them more money and just hope they find the answers in
time. Otherwise, soon the Central Wisconsin deer herd will similarly disappear
as far as any hunting and what is left, Illinois???
Actually, a few
more years of this lying and subterfuge from all these government experts and
the possible political reaction from Wisconsin progressives that aren’t still
hiding in Illinois and Indiana motels will give the Madison/Milwaukee/U of W
wolf folks control of the State government (like Anthony Eden and Labour
replaced Winston Churchill and the Conservatives in 1945 as soon as the War was
over) and with Wisconsin deer hunters historical anomalies (like loggers and
trappers); and rural Wisconsin dog owners filing out of the woods with their
hands over their heads crying, “Comrade” like Italians surrendering in N Africa
in 1942 or Germans surrendering at Stalingrad in 1943 – they can:
- Make the wolf the
State Icon, State Mammal, State Predator, and place a 30’ high statue of a wolf
in the Capitol Rotunda.
- Make dog
ownership illegal since the opposition from remaining rural dog owners (those
that actually derive other than emotional benefits from their dogs) will be
about the size of the Hmong lobby.
- Revoke Concealed
Carry and make the possession of rifles, shotguns and ammunition illegal
without a permit issued by some young lady in Madison since deer hunters and
rural residents that actually imagine hunting or defending themselves and their
property from wolves and human predators will be moving to cities and leaving
the rural precincts to federal and state realtors who will help the Local
governments box up their records for the State Archivist and the State
Historian since Local government revenue will dry up like speakeasies in 1933.
- Seize the fish
and game agency revenues and authority for:
- “Protection” and
“research” of all plant and animal species (not just the “hook and bullet”
species).
- Extermination of
all “NON-Native” plants and animals not documented as occurring in the State
before 1492 AD.
- Restoration of
all “Native” (as defined in Legislation) species of plants and animals
throughout the state.
- When the old
hunting and fishing revenue runs out quickly since there is no more hunting and
fishing, the State Legislature and the US Congress will receive demands from
the urban voters to spend tax dollars from all to make the State a Secular
Nature Worship Cathedral as a model for other progressives elsewhere or else
who will employ all those DNR worthies and “perfessers” that caused all this
without a scintilla of responsibility or one qualm of a guilty conscience.
This sarcasm has
more than a kernel of truth in it. I am saddened as I hear about your deer
hunters as I hear about similar situations across this great country almost
every day and, as they say, if you didn’t laugh you would have to cry once you
understand what is happening.
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Jim Beers is a retired US Fish
& Wildlife Service Wildlife Biologist, Special Agent, Refuge Manager,
Wetlands Biologist, and Congressional Fellow. He was stationed in North Dakota,
Minnesota, Nebraska, New York City, and Washington DC. He also served as a US Navy
Line Officer in the western Pacific and on Adak, Alaska in the Aleutian
Islands. He has worked for the Utah Fish & Game, Minneapolis Police
Department, and as a Security Supervisor in Washington, DC. He testified three
times before Congress; twice regarding the theft by the US Fish & Wildlife
Service of $45 to 60 Million from State fish and wildlife funds and once in
opposition to expanding Federal Invasive Species authority. He resides in
Eagan, Minnesota with his wife of many decades.
Jim Beers is available to speak
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