Hillary Clinton: What's Wrong With You People? Look at Me, Look at Me, Look at Me - Its All About Me, Me , Me, Me, Me, Me, Meeeeeeeeeeee!

Editor's note:  I once stated to a token conservative (not much of a conservative I might add) CNBC personality who once worked for George Bush that it was clear to me there was something seriously wrong with Hillary's mind.  The audience laughed and I explained I wasn't saying this to be humorous - I really did think there's something wrong with her mind. 

She disagreed with me, which I found amazing, except she worked for Bush and it was clear she wasn't any brighter than was her boss.  No one - at least publicly - would admit thinking she was a lunatic.  I wonder what she would say now? 

The reality is - at least to me - the history of the Clinton's is so filled with corruption and and deception I can't see how there couldn't be some serious mental defects in both of them.  It's clear they're both psychopaths, and sociopaths.   What's the difference?   Can someone be both?  The answer is .... yes!  Just because neither are in prison - where they both need to be - doesn't change reality. 

Hillary's Disorder: Why is No One Admitting the Obvious?
By Patricia McCarthy September 14, 2017

As Hillary Clinton makes the rounds to sell her book on any television program or venue that will have her, it becomes clearer and clearer that by electing Donald Trump, the country saved itself from certain disaster.  So, why is no one saying what is patently obvious?  Mrs. Clinton is a classic narcissist.  She has narcissistic personality disorder.

There’s a reason narcissists don’t learn from mistakes and that’s because they never get past the first step which is admitting that they made one. It’s always an assistant’s fault, an adviser’s fault, a lawyer’s fault. Ask them to account for a mistake any other way and they’ll say, ‘what mistake?” ― Jeffrey Kluger

As she is interviewed by one person after another, she blames countless other people for her 2016 election loss. Her list of reasons that she lost is endless, but she is not on it.  The extent to which she holds others responsible is mind-numbing, and yet her interviewers sit there listening to her never-ending grievances against others and pretend the woman is sane.  She clearly is not.  There are nine essential traits of a narcissist, each of which describes HRC to a tee: ...................
 

Hillary Clinton Has Her Own Take on Orwell’s “1984”, And It’s a Doozy

By Andrew West September 13, 2017

Every few weeks, something occurs within our federal government that has liberty enthusiasts crying out, citing George Orwell’s seminal piece of fiction,1984. These are seldom doom and gloom exaggerations either, as the world of technology is certainly clashing with the world of freedom in our modern age............The gargantuan online seller of nearly all things has decided that they will arbitrarily decide which reviews of Clinton’s book will be allowed to remain upon their website, with a host of 1-star reviews having already been deleted by the retailer...........To Read More....

Hillary’s New Book is Bombing, But You Wouldn’t Know it By The Reviews

By Andrew West September 13, 2017

 

  Hillary Clinton’s tentacles reach far into the dark corners of the public sphere of perception, according to new reports regarding her new book’s popularity. The somber and accusatory tome, hilariously titled What Happened, is meant to be a somber tale of Clinton’s harrowing and embarrassing defeat at the hand of Donald Trump during the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

Her absurd premise should have been the first indication that the book was destined to fail. Clinton had nothing happen to her during the election that doomed her bid for the White House. The reality is, Clinton’s long history of cowardly collusion and unkempt corruption was enough to make Americans stand up to her brooding and loathsome politics.

We The People rejected the idea of Clintonian political chicanery and thankfully elected Donald Trump; a man beholden to no Washington special interests, who would go on to scare the daylights out of the Beltway establishment in an extraordinary way...............

We all know what happened, Hillary: you're a loser! Now get over it and give the rest of us a break

By Piers Morgan for MailOnline Published: 08:18 EDT, 13 September 2017 | Updated: 20:57 EDT, 13 September 2017

'What happened?' is the title of Hillary Clinton's new 464-page book. The answer, it transpires, is the most whiny, self-pitying, deluded load of literary claptrap written since Kim Kardashian's 'I was empowering women' defense for posting naked bird-flipping selfies.   By the time I'd finished wading through Hillary's absurdly self-indulgent tome, I felt like I'd been lowered into a large vat of violently indignant, furiously self-justifying, boiling mad spittle.

 

This is the tormented, tragic work of a spurned woman who never thought she could possibly lose to Donald Trump, a man she considered her inferior opponent in every possible way imaginable from intellect and political experience to credibility and popularity.............

 

Hillary Clinton demonstrates 'alternate nostril breathing' during CNN interview

 

by Naomi Lim | Sep 13, 2017, 9:31 PM

Failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton demonstrated on Wednesday one of the ways she dealt with her shocking loss to President Trump in the aftermath of the 2016 election while promoting her new campaign memoir.  "Seems like you've been doing a lot of yoga?" CNN's Anderson Cooper asked during an interview organized as part of Clinton's What Happened book tour. "Yes, I have," Clinton responded. "And alternate nostril breathing."..................

Editor's Note:  This came via e-mail today. RK

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Hillary’s Tour of Petty Proves She Cares More about Herself than Her Party

by Katherine Timpf September 8, 2017 @KatTimpf

Her dead-horse-beating is hilariously hypocritical. It's so It’s so difficult to think of a single good thing that could come from Hillary, Clinton’s What Happened, book tour that it’s almost as if she’s more concerned about her own desperate quest for vindication than about the Democratic party itself. The book doesn’t come out until Tuesday, but preview quotes suggest that it’s going to be a lot more of her dwelling on the past — with a particular focus on how other people messed things up, including some of the people in her own party.

For example, there’s this quote about her primary opponent, Bernie Sanders: “His attacks caused lasting damage, making it harder to unify progressives in the general election and paving the way for Trump’s ‘Crooked Hillary’ campaign.”

 Now, not only is this statement the perfect example of the kind of self-indulgent dead-horse-beating that’s got everyone sick of hearing from her, but it’s also hilariously hypocritical. Think about it: Hillary Clinton is accusing Bernie Sanders of tearing apart the party by criticizing her during the primary — which, by the way, is a normal thing for an opponent to do when he’s trying to win an election — while she’s continuing to criticize him when there’s nothing left to be won.

If Sanders’s comments really upset Clinton because she thought they damaged party unity, then she wouldn’t be going out of her way to continue the fight long after it was over. Ironically enough, Bernie is the one who has continued to demonstrate his commitment to the progressive platform over personal pettiness. Bernie had much more of a right to be miffed by his loss in the primary than Hillary did by hers in the general — what with the DNC basically rigging the primary in her favor — and yet, the moment he lost, he immediately encouraged his supporters to exit primary mode and support her........To Read More...

Clinton Aide Now Mutating Russia Collusion Story To Implicate Who?!,  By Andrew West September 9, 2017 - There have been a number of absolutely bizarre assertions being bandied about by the Hillary Clinton team in the wake of her deafening electoral loss in November. Much of this new blame game has been realized thanks to the utter and unavoidable fracturing of the democratic party, something that Hillary’s latest antics are simply exacerbating. In her recent book, What Happened, Clinton attempts to explain all of the reasons why she was unable to defeat Donald Trump in the 2016 general election. 

The concept itself is a bit disingenuous, as it was American voters who decided that Clinton was far too tainted a candidate to reach the highest office in the land due to her own overwhelming history of shady and illegal behavior, yet Clinton insists that any number of other people are to blame. Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders have so far been the main targets of her wrath; a wrath that is wrought with inexplicable hearsay and conspiracy. Now, it seems as though her campaign staff is also taking up the crusade against the democratic party, as one aide is attempting now to pin the Russian collusion conspiracy on Bernie Sanders after spending nearly a year attempting to paint Donald Trump has some sort of Kremlin operative......To Read More....

Hillary Continues Defaming Democrats in New Book With Biden Blasts

By Andrew West September 6, 2017

Hillary Clinton has proven to be excellent at one particular political tactic in the wake of her harrowing defeat in 2016: Blaming everyone but herself for her failures. This isn’t really a new trend for Clinton, however, the attacks that she is laying out have been far more barbed than usual after Donald Trump soundly defeated her in the general election back in November. A great many political observers saw her new, unacceptable attitude coming from a mile away. Her unwillingness to concede the contest on election night, the stories of her physically assaulting her campaign manager after the loss, and her prolonged absence from the public in the months following Donald Trump’s victory all pointed to an extremely bitter former First Lady.......To Read More....

Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for The Foundation for Women

• This Site Thinks Voters For A Two-Term Loser Are the 'Heart and Soul' of America
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• Hillary Clinton blames everyone but herself for her 2016 loss
• Hillary takes some blame, lashes out in new book: Does it still matter?
• Why weren't the women outraged BEFORE I lost? Now Clinton blames female voters for her defeat in new book - and attacks Matt Lauer too
• Here's a list of everyone Hillary Clinton blamed this week for 2016 (she's not on it)FBI director James B. Comey, Russia, John Podesta, WikiLeaks. weaponization of information. Bernie Sanders. misogyny............

My Take - I've always been of the opinion there was something seriously wrong with this woman's mind, and her book and this tour clearly demonstrates that.  The amazing thing is - how many still think this woman is not only sane - but the smartest woman in the world and greatest politician of the age - and would have been America's greatest President.  

I keep asking:

• Can you name one really smart thing she ever did while in or as a part of govenment?
• Can you name one really smart thing she ever did in her private life? 
• Can you one thing she did that was successful and meaningful? 
• Can you name any politician in America that's been linked to more corruption than she and her husband?
• Given her insane screaming bouts in private and the miserable way she treats "underlings", can you tell me why anyone would think she would be a good leader of any movement let alone the largest, most powerful and most complicated government in the world? 

It takes a special kind of stupid to think she's anything but insane, incompetent, vicious and corrupt beyond redemption. 

Rush Limbaugh: Hillary 'falling apart before our very eyes'

'She is delirious. She cannot live in reality'

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With the 2016 presidential election far in the rear-view mirror, failed candidate Hillary Clinton is now “breaking down in public,” with her seemingly endless list of excuses of why she lost to Republican Donald Trump, says radio host Rush Limbaugh.  

 

“She’s having a breakdown right before our eyes,”.......Hillary Clinton is falling apart before our very eyes. And it’s important to note this because Hillary Clinton has been presented to us as the smartest woman in the world, the toughest woman in the world, the woman who could have been president if she had not hitched her wagon to that loser, [Bill] Clinton. And now what’s happened to her? She is delirious. She cannot live in reality. She cannot accept what’s happening. She has been rejected. This is the most-cheated-on woman in America, including by her own party."............."In her mind, her party abandoned her, the Democratic National Committee abandoned her, even though they worked with her to rig the primary, her money people abandoned her, nobody helped her, everybody left her and hung her out to dry. She couldn't trust anybody. She's dumping on everybody that worked on her campaign except for Huma [Abedin], and it's all happening in public. She's blaming 19 different things and people for her loss including – are you ready? – a thousand Russian agents in Macedonia."...........Mrs. Clinton has "had a lifetime of hype as the best, as the smartest, as the most entitled. She's living in this fantasy world."

 

"In her mind, you don't know how much she actually accepts and how much she lies to herself, but regardless what she's telling herself, the end result is loss, loss, loss. Humiliating defeat. It's got to be hard psychologically when you measure that against what she expected, what everybody promised her, what she assumed. You know in her private moments, in two different campaigns, she's actually imagining being in the Oval Office with herself behind that desk.".................Read more at

My Take - And so many thought there was something wrong with her mind years ago and she would be a disaster as a President.    Imagine that?

DNC Staff calls Hillary Blame “F***ing Bull****!”

By Onan Coca June 1, 2017

Whoa. We already knew that there were many Democrats who were unhappy that Hillary Clinton still continues to blame everyone but herself for her campaign loss, but we did not understand just how angry some folks were.   While former President Obama probably can’t be seen/heard trashing Clinton, Debbie Wassserman Schultz is too much of a sychophant to complain, Comey is too irrelevant to defend himself from her attacks, and neither Trump nor Russia can defend themselves without the media using it as another opportunity for attack… the staff at the DNC is most certainly willing and able to fight back.  Which is what they’ve started to do.......To Read More....

My Take -Everybody is to leave the DNC immediately!  This organization is closed until further notice!  Clear these offices at once!   I'm shocked, shocked to find out there's been illegal, backstabbing and incompetence here!   Here's the part that's not taken into account. All this insanity from Clinton was obvious from the start.   She has always been something seriously wrong with her mind and it didn't start with the election. She's always been an arrogant, lying, self serving, back stabbing psychopath all of her adult life.  Her life history is replete with evidence of that - and they still fawned and groveled before her.  And I include the media.  These people are getting exactly what they deserve.....so now..... tell me..... how many still think it's terrible Trump beat her? 

Hillary Continues to Blame Everyone But Herself in Pathetic Appearance

By Andrew West June 1, 2017

If there is one thing that we learned from the 2016 election, it is that Hillary Clinton is nothing more than a bag of wind with a bad attitude and an addiction to power.  The former first lady, who also had a scandal-ridden stint as the head of the State Department, was thoroughly shellacked by Donald Trump in the electoral college at the close of the general election of 2016. It was downright embarrassing for the corrupt career politician, who proceeded to drunkenly assault campaign manager John Podesta and refuse to concede for nearly an entire day after the results were determined.

You see, Hillary had been running a campaign based almost solely on her own ego and air of inevitability. She was so convinced that she would hand Donald Trump his own derriere, leaked documents show that she was actively hoping to influence news organizations to take him seriously during the primary so that he would be her general election opponent.  Oops.............. These statements sound more like the inane rants of a 5th grader losing at kickball than they do a potential leader of the free world...........Clinton’s blatant inability to comprehend her own incompetence is an astounding feat of mental gymnastics . ............. To Read More....

Clinton Whine Tour Part V: NYT Covered My ‘Nothing Burger’ Email Fiasco Like Pearl Harbor And The DNC Screwed Me Over

Matt Vespa May 31, 2017

Hillary Clinton was interviewed at the Recode Conference in Rancho Palos Verdes, California, where the former first lady tore in the Democratic National Committee for leaving her more or less adrift, saying she inherited a data operation that was bankrupt. She also said that the Russians weaponized the leaked emails on Wikileaks, and that they influenced voters.

She added that the Russians couldn't have executed such an activity without guidance. And yes, former FBI Director James Comey was mentioned in her candid discussion, noting that she started to tank as soon as he sent the now-infamous October 28 letter to Congress informing them that the FBI would review new emails. What she failed to mention is that pollsters disagree with the claim that the letter contributed to her election loss.

Data cruncher Nate Cohn of The New York Times even said that we should be skeptical; Clinton began to rebound in the weekend leading up to Election Day. She also said that Facebook has to do a better job weeding out fake news stories. Again, these stories did not play a pivotal role in the election, according to two professors, Hunt Allcott from New York University and Matthew Gentzkow from Stanford. .........If there’s one thing that we know about Hillary—and the rest of the political Left—they have this herculean ability to avoid taking responsibility and admitting that Mrs. Clinton was a terrible candidate and a bad campaigner........To Read More.....

My Take - Hillary is angry at Obama?  Really?  What a shock!  Is there anyone Hillary isn't angry at?  The woman is has some serious mental problems.....why is that so hard to grasp? 

Hillary Clinton's spiraling rage gets Shakespearean

Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war."  -- Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

By Patricia McCarthy June 1, 2017

Donald Trump's victory in November was a visceral, traumatic shock to those on the left who had for many long months believed their own pollsters and their own fawning media that told them Hillary Clinton's victory was a fait accompli. At the same time, they ignored or dismissed the implications of the huge crowds Trump drew everywhere he appeared. They, and the Clinton campaign, ignored the tremendous outpouring of support for Trump by the people the Democrats had crossed off their list of constituents: the white working class the left has always eschewed but taken for granted. In Shakespeare's play, Mark Antony speaks the "Cry havoc!" line while alone with Caesar's body after his assassination. 

 

He is in a rage, calling for revenge against the assassins. He intends to rile up the crowd at Caesar's funeral with "Ate by his side come hot from hell." Ate is the Greek goddess of mischief, delusion, ruin and folly. Is there a better description of the disillusioned left since their defeat? Caesar's death was as earth-shaking to the Romans as Trump's victory was for the left. Their refusal to accept the outcome of the election has turned them into angry toddlers banging their spoons on the trays of their high-chairs at every opportunity.................... Hillary Clinton herself has become the perfect definition of delusional.........Read more:

Hillary: No Class, and No Class Cheer

By Doris O'Brien June 1, 2017 @ American Thinker

I did not return to my alma mater to hear Hillary Rodham Clinton deliver her commencement address to the Wellesley Class of 2017.  Nor did I – in the manner of my more liberal alumnae friends here on the West Coast – opt to rise very early on the morning of Friday, May 26 to catch a live broadcast of it........ Whether she is running for office or from humiliation, returning to the bosom of Wellesley has always been a win-win situation for Hillary.

Wellesley's new president, Paula Johnson, introduced Hillary as a woman who has always made the impossible possible.  The opposite has more generally been the case.  And the clearest example was Election 2016, when all signs pointed to the real possibility of her being the first female president of our country.  Then came the impossibility – and the search for scapegoats ever since.

Hillary's longtime bond with her alma mater is perhaps best understood by parallels in her last and first commencement speeches.  I was in the audience all those years ago when then-Hillary Rodham represented her graduating class by delivering a searing – and highly embarrassing – indictment of the commencement speaker, Senator Edward Brooke of Massachusetts.

Brooke, a self-made man, a decorated war hero, and the first black U.S. senator popularly elected to the United States Senate since Reconstruction days, had been invited by the College to deliver that year's commencement address.  None of this mattered to the student spokesperson, because Brooke was also a Republican.  Hillary dissed the gentlemen and dismissed his vision of the world............. And she is still determined to drive over anyone who gets in her way..............

Hillary Clinton just unabashedly threw the Democratic National Committee under the bus

The Week Magazine May 31, 2017

 

Hillary Clinton had bitter words to share about the Democratic National Committee while speaking with journalists Walt Mossberg and Kara Swisher at Recode's CodeCon on Wednesday. "I get the nomination, I'm now the nominee of the Democratic Party," she recalled. "I inherit nothing from the Democratic Party."  Asked to clarify, Clinton added: "I mean, it was bankrupt; it was on the verge of insolvency; its data was mediocre to poor, nonexistent, wrong."  On the other hand, Clinton said Donald Trump "was basically handed this tried-and-true, effective foundation" in the form the RNC's data operation............Continue Reading.....

My Take - The Billary team has used and abused those about them forever. It's history, it's obvious, and they still flock to her. Dumb as dirt! However I wonder if Donna Brazile - who gave Hillary debate questions ahead of time is still en-rapt with her since she just sold her and Debbie Wasserman Shultz down the river.

Hillary Clinton Blames Her Loss on Right-Wing Domination of the Media

Written by Joe Scudder

Right-wing domination of the media is the only way she can explain why anyone cared about her emails.    Blaming right-wing domination of the media seems stupid, but that is the tactic Hillary Clinton is using. New York magazine has published a long delusional piece on the Clinton defeat:

“Hillary Clinton Is Furious. And Resigned. And Funny. And Worried.”

A lot of it is devoted to the pretense that sexism cost Hillary the election. If sexism was that bad, why didn’t anyone in the media predict here defeat? Another excuse she gives is right-wing domination of the media.....To Read More....

My Take - The election is over, she lost and one thing is clear -  she has no life if she's not involved in politics.  She's running around saying - look at me, look at me, look at me......ad nauseam. 

This is one pathetic person with no insights, no accomplishments, no intelligence and no abilities except these few - get foolish people to adore, blame everyone else for her inadequacies, and whine about how unfair everyone is to her.  Considering all the lies and nefarious things she's been up to her neck in - it's almost insane.  But I'm not sure who's crazier - Hillary or her devotees, and I think she actually thinks she has a shot in 2020, and so do her devotees. 

Hillary’s rages

By James Lewis

The United States cannot afford a president subject to fits of irrational rage.  Yet that is a serious possibility, given what we can reasonably infer about the health of Hillary Clinton.  Dr. Ted Noel's diagnostic talks (here, here, and here) about Hillary Clinton's many signs of Parkinson's Disease (P.D.) make a convincing case, to me, at least, that she has moderately advanced P.D., though most M.D.s would want to examine her personally, get access to her X-rays and CAT scans, medication list, blood tests, and all the rest.  We will never get that information from the Hillary camp, which is bound and determined to catapult Hillary over the last few weeks into the presidency, and let the country be damned.....

Hillary's behavior is consistent, however, with bouts of rage, which have been reported by inside sources for many years.  Reasonably normal politicians show anger and rage when they miss the Big Prize, but it is not irrational rage.  Normal anger and rage have plausible reasons.  Irrational rage does not. ........ Much More

Hillary F. Clinton Curses Those Who Keep Her Safe

Hillary routinely bullied her bodyguards — and with the worst language possible

 

By Deroy Murdock

 

Hillary Clinton’s “treatment of DS [Department of State] agents on her protective detail was so contemptuous that many of them sought reassignment or employment elsewhere,” according to a just-released summary of an FBI interview with a former State Department official. “Prior to CLINTON’s tenure, being an agent on the Secretary of State’s protective detail was seen as an honor and privilege reserved for senior agents. However, by the end of CLINTON’s tenure, it was staffed largely with new agents because it was difficult to find senior agents willing to work for her.”

 

Clinton’s State Department agents are hardly the first to complain about her bullying. “She derives pleasure from lording over other people who cannot do anything about it and who are less powerful than she is,” author Ronald Kessler told Newsmax TV’s J. D. Hayworth. In fact, Clinton’s well-documented history of profane, unhinged outbursts against those who work for her spans decades........   If this is how Hillary Clinton handles those who have stood ready to take bullets for her, how would she treat 325 million everyday Americans?..........Read more

Such a Nasty Marxist

By Becky Akers

Nothing outrages Progressives more than the truth. Predictably, then, when Donald Trump voiced the undeniable fact that Hitlary Clinton is “such a nasty woman,” the mindless masses howled with fury.

I am no Trumpette. Nor did I watch any of the debates, including the last one with Mr. T’s comment. So I was incredulous as I scanned the headlines the next morning that those four words had earned The Donald yet another stoning from the corporate media and the aforementioned masses. What is so inherently “sexist,” so patently worthy of excoriation, in the phrase, “nasty woman”? If you’re as unfortunate as I, you’ve known plenty of nasty people, some of them male; nastiness is hardly exclusive to women. Indeed, Ed Koch, one of New York City’s former führers, called Rudy Giuliani, another former führer, a Nasty Man. In print, no less.

Recall, too, that Hitlary hasn’t exactly hidden her nastiness during four decades of sponging off us......No need to rehearse the infamous and numbingly extensive evidence for said nastiness: the volcanic tantrums Shrillary has unleashed on numerous victims, whether her spouse or underlings; her “proud stan[ce]” with the ghoulish butchers of Planned Parenthood; her contempt for the women her husband has raped as well as for all who loathe a totalitarian State. Far from castigating The Donald for noting such vileness, Clintonistas should appreciate his restraint: he might have chosen far more pejorative terms for Killary, several of them vulgar..........To Read More....

Can You Smell the Horsepucky?

By Rich Kozlovich

I've heard Clinton sycophants drooling how Hillary is sooooo smart.  So, I ask someone to name one smart thing she ever did in her entire life, and graduating from high school or finishing college can't be among them. 

From the time she was a staffer during the Watergate hearings (circa 1972)  where she was fired “Because she was a liar,”  “She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality”, her whole life has been filled with lies and corruption?   Take a look at  Hillary Clinton's cloud of corruption.

 

Selling horsepucky as perfume has been her stock in trade all of her life.  So how insane can the leftists in the Democratic party be to pick her as their candidate?  It's simple.  Lying and corruption is policy is stock in trade for leftism.  She's the perfect candidate for the left - she's their mirror of reflection.

Oh, one more thing.  Talk about Horsepucky.  Bill Clinton "Serial philanderer says, 'I married my best friend'"  So he cheated on her with every woman he could get his hands on.   And she's his best friend? Wow! What would he do if he didn't like her?  So, if that's how he treats his best friend, what would he do to anyone he didn't like?  

 

If he was an actor he'd get an Oscar for a lifetime achievement for the ability to turn horsepucky into roses.