Hillary Did Not Win!

by Quin Hillyer February 2, 2016 4:26 PM @QuinHillyer

 

All the newscasts now are proclaiming Hillary Clinton the extremely narrow winner of last night’s Democratic caucuses, at least in terms of “delegate equivalents,” which is the only way the Donkey Party tallies its Iowa votes. And almost everybody has noted the quiddity of Hillary having won literal coin flips to break ties in six separate precincts, both to note the odds against her winning all six and also just to record the happenings as a collection of curiosities.

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