Bernie's Conundrum!

Bernie has been telling the world how much better things would be if we just let really smart socialist central planners decide everything for us.  Is it possible he doesn't really believe that?  Is it possible he now believes central planners can be corrupted?  Is it possible he also believes we should be able to keep what we earn?  Is it possible he thinks this is theft?  Wow!  Well then perhaps the Democrats need a monitor to assure fairness.  If so, maybe he could get one his latest fans like Fidel Castro AND his brother, or Hugo Chavez's successor, Nicolás Maduro, to monitor these Democratic primaries and caucuses to assure fairness.  

What do you think?