The Ten Commandments for Old People

By Robin Itzler 

Editor's Note:  This appeared in Robin's weekly newsletter Patriot Neighbors in her humor section, and it's true, there's truth in humor, especially number ten.  If you wish to get the full edition, E-mail her at PatriotNeighbors@yahoo.com to get on her list, it's free. RK

1. Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
2. You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.
3. "In style" means the clothes that still fit.
4. Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5. On time is when you get there.
6. The biggest lie you tell yourself is: “I don’t need to write that down.  I’ll remember it.”
7. You’ve noticed people your age are much older than you.
8. Aging has slowed you down, but hasn’t shut you up.
9. You still haven’t learned to act your age and hopefully never will.
10. “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.