Friday, December 26, 2014

Quotes of the Day!

Consider that in New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio (born Warren Wilhelm, Jr.), who, like Obama, is a former community organizer, has accused the NYPD of being a gang of racists, even though, in the words of the old American Express slogan, he never leaves home without them. But it just goes to prove that once a community organizer, always a putz.......But none of this should come as a surprise to the voters in New York, who knew that this schmuck was a communist lamebrain when they gave him 73 percent of their votes, and would no doubt do the same today. Some of us assumed that New Yorkers couldn’t do much worse after electing Michael Bloomberg to three terms, but it just goes to show that one should never be too quick to overestimate the intelligence of the New York electorate.  Burt Prelutsky


Speaking of morons, even though I try to avoid watching football and basketball games on TV, there has been no way to avoid seeing LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers and a bunch of Cleveland Brown players wearing their “I Can’t Breathe” T-shirts. Clearly, they can all breathe. Therefore, a more appropriate sentiment would have been “I Can’t Think.” Burt Prelutsky

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