The Winner of the 2013 Darwin Award

The Darwin Award is given yearly to the person who improved the human race by removing their genetic code in the most sublime way. And the winner goes to James Elliot, a thief who's .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California. The would-be robber did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.