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Nancy Pelosi’s Greatest Hits

By Allan Erickson / 18 May 2013 / 35 Comments  

Actual quotations or paraphrases from former speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA):

·         Unemployment benefits are the best form of economic development.

·         The IRS admission it illegally targeted conservative groups is the fault of the Supreme Court.

·         ObamaCare is responsible for bringing down the deficit.

·         We have to pass the bill (ObamaCare) to see what’s in it.

·         The Tea Party is astroturf.

·         “Every week we don’t pass a Stimulus package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs.”

·         “I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels.”

·         “We don’t have a spending problem.”

·         “The CIA misleads us all the time.”

·         I didn’t know about torture. Bush tricked us. OK, I did know but I didn’t think it mattered because it worked, but now I’m definitely against it, although I didn’t know it was going on.

·         Enforcing immigration laws is un-American.