Snark and Satire: Points to Ponder

By Rich Kozlovich 

Voters around the country said they voted to raise taxes on property owners, not renters, and are outraged their rent went up.  

Americans are left with a nasty choice between the Republicans, who are seriously flawed, and the other side which is completely insane. What could possibly go wrong?   

There’s a lot of talk about OAC’s intelligence.  One cartoon said she would only use lower case letters in her efforts to fight capitalism, and since her TV says “built in antenna” she thinks nothing is being made in America.  

Justine Crockett is outraged Donald Trump didn't know Liberians spoke English.  Didn't he know Liberians are the smartest people in the world surrounding by all those "libery" books? 

Bernie would be more than happy to give you the shirt off someone else’s back.   

If you believe all the things the Democrats are saying it’s like a flock of sheep believing a lion saying he'd become a vegetarian if he's elected to lead the flock.  

What is the traditional response by Democrats to anything conservatives promote?  We're all gonna die.  Tax cuts? We're all gonna die.  Reducing the size of government.  We're all gonna die. Global warming, We're all gonna die. Global cooling.  We're all gonna die. Ending alternative energy.  We're all gonna die. Deporting illegal aliens.  We're all gonna die.  Arresting criminals.  We're all gonna die. See, consistency!

Gavin Newsom is clear that Trump is clueless regarding two things.  Growing marijuana is vital to his state’s economy, and it can’t be sustained without child labor.  He’s also adamant he will not stand silently by as Trump fixes California.  That would destroy “our” democracy.  What do Democrats believe is essential to saving “our” democracy?  Put Trump in prison, rid the nation of MAGA supporters, dump the electoral college, stack the Supreme Court, ban Voter ID, and censor free speech.  Now, who can find anything undemocratic about that?

Everyone seems to be mad at the Democrats these days.  The Iranians are upset as it appears the Democrats told them Trump is a big chicken, and he would back down. 

I think the Muslims in America who are demanding Sharia law should be accommodated.  Send them back to the countries from which they migrated.

If release of the Epstein client list would put a lot of members of Congress in prison, would that be acceptable?  Yes!

What's the goal of the Pravda media?  Convince everyone that the views of 10% of the nation are the views of 80% of the nation.  And you wonder why the Pravda media is dying?

Protestors who want to make Mexico Great Again, while rioting and waving the Mexican flag, here in America, and telling the world how bad America is, are really upset when they’re being deported claiming it’s unfair and their lives are being ruined.