A Democratic congressman from Massachusetts in a congressional hearing on food stamps, Jim McGovern, said, “I Googled Donald Trump’s eating habits. It’s not a pretty picture.”
We’re finally going to get to the important stuff.
Now that we’ve covered racism, sexism, misogyny, xenophobia, orange skin and the hair, we can start to discuss the things that really matter about the leader of the free world:
- Is he getting enough fiber, vitamin K, and antioxidants in his diet?
- Is he eating enough raw fruits and vegetables?