A Joke Worth Repeating

By Rich Kozlovich 

The media, in all forms, is censoring speech, and we know that, but censorship by the media isn't singular.  The trend to stop any discourse that disagrees with the "leftist narrative of the moment", is a rampant and growing problem in academia, and science in general, resulting in a lot of bad science, which my friend Dr. Jay Lehr is working to fix.    

It has also been practiced by medicine and a lot of vile things have taken place, including sicknesses and deaths that needn't to have occurred as a result of the fraudulent propaganda promoted by devotees of St. Fauci on this fraudulent pandemic. A pandemic where 99.7% of those contracting this "flu" recovered.  

99.7% recovery rate and we shut down the world and imposed tyranny that hasn't been seen in the west since the 1930's and 40's.  Imagine that!

So, now we have all this censorship, all of which has been promoted by the radicals in the federal government.  But is that enough?  Apparently not!  So what's to be done?  It's been decided there's just entirely too much information out there making the leftist narratives look stupid.  So, for the good of society, free speech must be regulated, so, the Biden administration has decided to create a Ministry of Propaganda.  

Of course they laughingly call it the Disinformation Governance Board, AKA, Ministry of Misinformation, but rightly recognized for what it is:

The Ministry of Propaganda for the Perpetuation of False Leftist Narratives.

So, that makes this old Obama era joke seem fitting, with some updated adjustments. 

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. 

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Merrick Garland said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 

'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said:

"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." 

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.  It is believed that a Nobel Prize will follow.

Well, if this wasn't just a joke, and it had really happened, and the press did say such a thing, my comment would be:  I would  have to agree.  Because Biden never did say anything more intelligent or profound than that. 

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